About 5 years ago a young boy moved to South Park. Craig Tucker took no notice until recently, how come this weird blonde has started to catch his attention? What are these weird feelings he gets when he looks at this boy? // This entire story is from Craig's perspective!

Craig Tucker keeps getting little love letters from a secret admirer, and he has been for five years. Finally, Clyde just so happens to pick one up and read it. Now the two, after much convincing, try to find out who's been doing it. After a while, the secret lover offers to meet Craig by Stark's Pond.