Merry birthday Voldemort! To any death eaters, read this and you won't get hit on the head. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO VOLDY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO VOLDY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO V-DOG! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. P.S I rule all <3

We all know Voldemort's the big bad villain of Harry Potter, but he must have a weak spot....well turns out he has rather a lot...These are just a few...or maybe a few more than a few...ways to annoy/irritate/harass/confuse/blahblahblah Voldemort