"Look, I know they were just messing around, but it always made me so flustered! Who gets flustered over gay jokes about you and your best friend?" Kyle's crush on Stan has lasted for years, and with the help of a familiar face, Kyle agrees to an extremely unconventional and high-stakes plan to put an end to the (true) rumours about his feelings once and for all. Will he finally be able to continue a normal friendship with Stan, or will he luck in a different direction? Highschool!AU ((A Spanish translation by the lovely @Nick-w- is now available! Head on over to their page to read their wonderful translation)) ((A Turkish translation by the incredible @berrywq_1 is also being released! Check out their page for updates!))

This is a short story about the ship Clyde x Tolkien. Other ships may be in this as well. Clyde like Tolkien and Tolkien likes Clyde, will that confidence thier feels? Lets find out.