**WARNING! STORY CONTAINS THEMES OF ABUSE, SELF HARM, AND GENERAL VIOLENCE** Balloon's finally welcomed into Hotel OJ. After months of convincing and praying, he's finally out of the rain and living with the hotel denizens. As the days pass, he slowly grows to recognize something: OJ's acting off. No one seems to notice it but him. He asks the others about it, but they just brush him aside. So it's up to Balloon to find and fix the problem! How will this story unfold?

(Seven chapters finished so far) Hey! Wow! I'm remaking what I call the start of the ComedyGold fanbase, or the rare-pair between Trophy and Cheesy. It's a very stupid ship that's very dear to my heart, so I'm polishing up the first fanfic I ever saw about it because... my Trophy acts VERY different compared to @yoloclownperson's! (The person who made that fanfiction isn't in the OSC anymore, but I highly recommend skimming it over to get a gist of what this story is based off of!) Thank you to @yoloclownperson for making that masterpiece, and starting my obsession with it!

SLOWEST UPDATES EVER In case my book gets removed again Update: it was removed a second time 😞 WATTPAD THIS IS A MATURE BOOK. IM NOT DOING ANYTHING BAD. LEAVE ME ALONEE.

Inanimate Insanity Fanfic! A Jock who's athletic, strong, rude, muscular, rowdy, sensitive, sarcastic, and ridiculously attractive. A Comedian who's nice, funny, handsome, loving, unserious, somehow athletic, and passionate. Trophy is a senior who's been known as the leader of "The No Names" He's been in Inanimate Insanity High for over 3 years. Trophy is also known as a popular student, but not in a good way. Cheesy is a freshman and just moved into an apartment complex. He's also Trophy's roommate. Ever since they've met, it has been a big change for Trophy. Well, not for Cheesy. Let's just say history repeats itself.