"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?" What am I, a pet? "Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." Thank you. "She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?" I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. "But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her." Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. Lightbulb. "Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?" "He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive. - WARNING: VERY CRINGE WORTHY MATERIAL NOW AVAILABLE TO PURCHASE http://www.lulu.com/shop/angel-zenith/the-gangleader-kidnapped-me/paperback/product-23087208.html Highest Rank: #1 in Humor April 19, 2015 CoAuthor: DreamCreature

Venus is 17 years old, and she has been 17 for more than 100 years now. She is also the sister of Stefan and Damon Salvatore What if she comes back, completely changed from what she was before? What if she is mated to the one and only Klaus Mikaelson? What if she is the only one that in a way can keep him...human? While at the same time, trying to get rid of the strange attraction she has towards Elijah? Most importantly what will Damon and Stefan have to say about their little sisters mate? What if to keep Elena safe and destroy Klaus, Stefan and Damon have to kill their own sister? Will Stefan and Damon choose Elena over Venus, or will Venus be their one exeption

Peter Pan always wins, but how is it possible for someone to never lose in life? It's simple really, the key to winning is to not show you're weaknesses. Pan has no weakness. The most powerful weaknesses you can have is to care about Someone or something, because then it an be taken away, that being said, to love is the strongest weakness of them all. Thankfully for Pan he has never and will never love or care about anyone. Or at least that's what he thinks. (Under editing)