she loves the number 7 because it's as odd as she is

In which a girl can't go a day without an anxiety attack and a boy can't go a day without noticing

A collection of random stories, quotes, jokes, thoughts, tips, rants and more.

Short Head Canons I have written about Harry Potter characters. This is not about one person, this could be about any of the characters. I hope you all enjoy :D

Update: This story has been discontinued. - I am terribly sorry. Your mother lied to you. She told you that you were unique, and that as a teenager you have a whole bunch of options you can choose from to determine who you want to be. She must have been high. Look, I'm going to tell you this honestly. Somewhere out there in this floating sphere of green and blue, there's a person who acts just like you. It's the combinations of different personalities - which eventually lead up to an actual human being - that makes us all unique. But it can't hurt to find out where your personality stems from, right? Wanna know who you are? I'll help you out. There are 36 students in my classroom. Which one are you?

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

The largest collection of two and one sentence horror stories on watt pad. Cover by @wordgirlalways

A battle shall be fought today. Only one can triumph.