When Kim Namjoon becomes the commanding officer of Brooklyn's 99th precinct, he soon realizes that with the job comes babysitting six chaotic officers. ━━━━━━━━ "I didn't know tazing the microwave would start a fire!" Jungkook argued. "Well did you think it was going to fucking surrender and let you handcuff it?" Jin retorted, throwing the fire extinguisher into the flames. "That's not how you use a fire extinguisher, Jin!" Jimin screamed. ― A BTS crackfic © 2019 asakayu trailer by @Kidrauhl8Forever

Yoongi's kingdom, the cat hybrid kingdom, has been in war his whole life with the neighboring dog hybrid kingdom. All he wants is some fresh air outside of the towering walls that he calls home. Like any other 18 year old that rebels against their parents, Yoongi decides to sneak out. But was that a good idea? Rankings that gave me a heart attack: #1 in bottomyoongi on 4/18/2020 :*) #1 in topjungkook on 5/3/2020 #1 in sugakookie on 6/4/2020 #1 in yoonkook on 4/6/2021 #1 in suga on 5/28/2020 #19 in mpreg on 7/26/2020 #19 in Namjin on 10/26/2020 #172 (out of 385k) in bts on 5/16/2021

Yoongi and Hoseok hate each other They really do That is until Yoongi receives an unknown message Textfic | crack