An angsty tale covering the relationship between a man and his maid. That man being ex-president Donald J. Trump, and the maid being Elon Musk.

Trump loves oranges His skin was orange to show his love A room in the Trump Tower dedicated to oranges A room in the White House dedicated to oranges The problem was he could never find the perfect orange When he met a certain orange, however, it was love at first sight If only the orange felt the same way

In the quiet corners of the gym, one might find a man who carries the name of Simon Frostner each afternoon, and a few times also another. This afternoon is indeed one of which takes place. With heavy steps, and a few somersaults, a man makes his way across the room to find Simon with eyes taped onto the screen of his TikTok account, counting each beloved like and follower, one at a time as his daily routine was. When he heard the steps of his love, the screen went black in an instant and a wide grin spread across his face. Simon and Tim are young P.E. teachers in a chaotic school. Okay, so basically it's two gym teachers who are very gay for each other. It's absolutely not based on a true story (for legal reasons). (Do not read if you want to keep your sanity.) For legal reasons, this is not canon and not based on any true stories. Ranking: #2 physicaleducation #69 teacher x teacher #105 satire

*all of the characters are 18+ I promise😭 ‼️LOTS OF SWEARING‼️this is the emoshunalanal storie of two alphas who live in Ysimc Town-The town of alphas. Aslika Cinck, an 'alpha' who lives there goes to the Alpha/Kitten Academy in hopes of getting a kitten of his own. Ooonne problem though..😂😂 He has NO abs 😳... uh oh! The other alphas will make a joke out of him... especially one named FUT FEDIS... The strongest alpha in ALL of assfuckia... these two that start on the wrog foot but eventually realise a few things about themselves 😳😳😳😳 what will happen?? Who knows!! v/cdvfsfv >_< Also read the one with WOMEN...😳😳(creds on omega arc part 3 :3) A joke I swear 😭 (I'm invested in the story rn)

Y/n flies down the hall of her school, bumping into a tall man with black hair, and black ripped jeans, and a black shirt, and a black ring on his finger, and black and white sneakers, and fiery red orbs because Y/n is not your typical girl. She's different, and not genderfluid even though that's what Y/n stories are supposed to be like so that everyone can read it. No, even the males have to be girls, because girls are useless and are only good for bumping into the bad alpah boyz 🥶 ||COMPLETED|| ||53 chapters|| I'm rewriting this doodoo ass story one day, trust