"Alright, you horny little shits, let's talk about sex,"

In which a girl who works at Chipotle just wants to get through the day, and a boy who loves burritos won't stop calling her princess. Copyright ©2015 trashton_

"Kelsey?" He took my hands in his. I couldn't look at him, it was too much. He shouldn't be here. I took in his physical state, his eyes were bloodshot and glassy, and the bags under his eyes were deep purple. His nose was red and he sniffled frequently. He'd been crying, I couldn't see him like this. "I'm sorry." I pulled my hands away from his, and walked away from everything that had mattered to me for the past few years. For all her life, Kelsey Irwin, has just been known as Ashton Irwin's little sister. She's always hung around with the band, but everyone looks as her as their little sister, but she wanted more. Copyright © 2014 trashton_

This is a sequel to my previous book "5SOS Shit". Basically, this book has a bunch of 5SOS shit that the 5SOS Fam should know about because 5SOS is awesome. If you haven't checked out my first book, please do! :) CAUTION: You may have a feels attack and/or a laughing fit. Humor #447/Fanfiction #723 9/9/14 Credit to Tumblr :) COMPLETE :)

Louis Tomlinson is skittish about his sisters but when he offers his biological sister Sophia Tomlinson a tour around the world with One Direction he is forced to watch as his sister fall head over heels with his best friend and band mate Harry Styles. When Louis gives the go signal life proved to be complicated as another budding romance appear when Zayn Malik makes a move on Sophia. Will the love triangle be resolved? Who will Sophia pick is it Harry Styles or Zayn Malik?

This is the third book in the "5SOS Shit" series. Basically, this book has a bunch of 5SOS shit that the 5SOS Fam should know about because 5SOS is awesome. If you haven't checked out my first and second book, please do! Their full of 5SOS shizzeness! CAUTION: You may have a feels attack and/or a laughing fit. 11/21/14 ranked #90 in humor :) 12/5/14 ranked #129 in fanfiction Credit to Tumblr :)