I just want an excuse to write smut with these two- DON'T JUDGE ME- Enjoy lovelies! ♡ DISCLAIMER: cover art is not mine! Credit to the true artist! I found this on Pinterest And full disclosure, YES. I AM AWARE that Alastor's asexual, but the defonition of asexual is LITTLE TO NO sexual attraction, so yes, some aces still fuck. :3

When Lucifer wakes up with a hangover, naked, and right next to Alastor, the radio demon, of all people, he finds himself questioning his entire existence. But when he finds out that Alastor feels the same way about him, he begins to think that things wouldn't be so bad going forward, and maybe the depression that Lilith left behind could go away. And soon, it did. Lucifer felt happy for one of the first times in decades. Until his life is suddenly turned upside down. First Lilith shows up, trying to convince Charlie to give up on her dreams. And pretty soon, the threads of many secrets begin to unravel, and everyone at the hotel is on edge, waiting for the next crazy thing to happen. ... SEQUEL IS OUT NOW!!! Children of the Devil!!!! WARNING: this book contains mentions of sexual assault and violence. If these make you uncomfortable please leave and I wish you the best. Also this book is rated mature for a reason if you are not 13 or older, then please find something else to read. DISCLAIMER: cover art is NOT MINE!! CREDIT TO THE ORIGINAL ARTIST!!

Lucifer hates Alastor. Alastor hates Lucifer. This is QUITE obvious to everyone in the hotel. But Lucifer isn't exactly in the best state. The time for his wings to molt for the month had come around . . . and so had his heat cycles. The fact that they came around at the same time for him was a rare thing in angels, and a pain in Lucifer's ass. But when a certain radio demon offers him help with both of these problems, Lucifer finds himself developing feelings he hasn't felt in a LONG time. Alastor and Lucifer hook up, both thinking it would be a one time thing . . . until it happens again. One hookup leads to another, and at some point it leads Alastor and Lucifer to begin questioning just how much they hate each other . . . and just how much they might actually enjoy the other's presence. DISCLAIMER: art is by Goldsnek on Tumblr. NOT MY ART

Alastor has always enjoyed getting under Lucifer's skin. But now, there is a different meaning to that sentence.

In the depths of Hell, where chaos reigns supreme, a new entity emerges Radioapple, the vibrant and zany hybrid of Alastor, the Radio Demon, and a sentient apple. With a glossy red exterior and a mischievous grin, Radioapple bounces through the underworld, broadcasting chaotic tunes and gleeful mayhem to anyone willing to listen. Armed with a knack for puns and an infectious energy, Radioapple spreads a delightful brand of chaos wherever it goes, mixing whimsical melodies with mischievous antics. This charming entity draws souls in with catchy jingles while cleverly manipulating the fabric of their despair, encouraging them to embrace their inner chaos. As Radioapple's broadcasts echo through the infernal realm, one thing becomes clear: when you tune in to the frequency of chaos, life (and afterlife) is never dull.

𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇, alastor experiences an unexpected rut, so to help him out, lucifer offers his services during his dire time of need.

Alastor and Lucifer have been together for awhile, both acting as if they have been together since the dawn of Eden. One question has been burning in Alastor for a while, would Lucifer marry him? But with the past trauma of Lucifer's old marriage would the King of Hell even be interested in going through that again. What other obstacles will they face together, who wills stop them, and will this relationship?

This is a smut one shot. It makes me want to die. Have fun reading, ig. THIS IS NOT MY ART I FOUND IT ON GOOGLE

For Lucifer, sex has always been a transactional affair-an exchange of power where he feels more like an object than a person. But when he meets Alastor, his stoic and devoted bodyguard, everything begins to shift. R-rated! 1. Sexual Content: The story includes explicit themes of sex, power dynamics, and references to trauma and abusive sexual relationships. 2. Violence: There are moments of physical violence. The references to past abuse also contribute to the intensity. 3. Dark Themes: The story explores heavy themes like trauma, manipulation, and emotional struggles, particularly dealing with sex. 4. Language: There is strong language, including references to sexual acts and emotionally charged interactions. Credits: Inspired by the 2020 anime movie "Twittering Birds Never Fly~The Clouds Gather"!

Lucifer helps Alastor after his fight with Adam but Alastor is in denial. This is gonna be a verrrrryyy slow burn, like really slow.