For as long as the Bloons Tower Defence lore has existed, I have dedicated my existence to canonising the unprecedented level of sex the Dart Monkey and Glue Gunner have had. This piece - my magnum opus - will hopefully give you just a taste of the pennis.

Yep. You read the title, my friend. Welcome to a book surrounding a male human in a town of monkeys known as Monkeyopolis, in the land of Monkey Meadows...from the game: Bloons Tower Defense 6! Strategize and team up with your advanced ancestors from a different timeline to take down those pesky bloons, and maybe, just maybe....you'll be able to get some tail, while the monkeys get to experience your banana~ (Sorry not sorry for that awful pun lmao) [Disclaimer: All characters in this book are 18+ IN THIS BOOK, so don't be whiney bitch lmao, and all the art belongs to their rightful owners; be sure to follow them on whatever platform(s) they're on!]

Bobo the dart monkey is tasked with joining the war front against the Bloon menace as Monkey HQ have discovered the location of a secret Bloon base off the coast of their main base of poperations. But the mission goes south as the Bloons unleash a new secret weapon. Does Bobo have what it takes to stop the inflated monsters or is his species doomed to go extinct?

The power to save Monkey Meadows from the bloon raid lies within one monkey. John Kartlus. (also arceus is here because why not)

You and Quincy go to a club. Nothing out of the ordinary here. :) (Y/N is gender neutral in this and they're whatever your Bloons OC/monkeysona/etc. is.) why did I write this lmao it was like the middle of the night when I did this This is from the description of "*Earrape* Tribes & Tribulations (Fucked Mix) - Bloons TD 6" on YouTube because I made that video lol. It will be linked in the story, but I'll also link it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hgj1utjacM&ab_channel=ScandalousPorridge The title literally says it's earrape, so don't say I didn't warn you. Please turn your volume down if you dare listen to it. I think it messed up my laptop speakers a little when I was editing it and it gave me a headache. *IMPORTANT: There's a mirror site called teenfic (dot) net copying and pasting basically every story on Wattpad and it's been doing this since 2020; I wouldn't visit the site because there could be malware/viruses and NSFW advertisements, but just know that if you do go there and see my stuff it wasn't posted by me! The only place I've published my stuff so far is here on Wattpad and on AO3.*

(Warning: story contains very brief mentions of death [of a parent {father specifically}], smoking [tobacco], and cancer; hopefully that doesn't require me to give this a mature rating) Quincy's father, Quincy, was tragically killed by a DDT during an ambush the Bloons performed on the Monkey Kingdom. It had only been a week since the incident and Quincy was absolutely crushed. One night, while he's mourning in the cemetery, Silver, his best friend, comes to check on him... It's canon in-game that Quincy's father is dead, so this is just my take on how it happened and what happened afterwards. This oneshot takes place in my lore/AU of BTD6 and my character, Silver, who's basically a self-insert, is included. This is the only part of my BTD6 story that I'm going to post online. It also contains references to real life events, that's all I'm going to say. Also my bf said he almost cried happy tears a little when reading this because he thought it was that well written and cute so I will not accept criticism. /hj Edit 2/13/22: thanks for 69 reads lmao Edit 3/19/22: 100 reads! thanks everyone! *IMPORTANT: There's a mirror site called teenfic (dot) net copying and pasting basically every story on Wattpad and it's been doing this since 2020; I wouldn't visit the site because there could be malware/viruses and NSFW advertisements, but just know that if you do go there and see my stuff it wasn't posted by me! The only place I've published my stuff so far is here on Wattpad and on AO3.*

just a fun little idea that popped into my head so i figured i'd put it into a book. enjoy! disclaimer: as mentioned in the title, this is not all my work. i did *ahem* borrow some of it from the world's best tower defence game, btd6. (the towers and bloons and stuff are from btd6, the actual storylines are from my head)

its NSFW BOIS