For as long as the Bloons Tower Defence lore has existed, I have dedicated my existence to canonising the unprecedented level of sex the Dart Monkey and Glue Gunner have had. This piece - my magnum opus - will hopefully give you just a taste of the pennis.
Yep. You read the title, my friend. Welcome to a book surrounding a male human in a town of monkeys known as Monkeyopolis, in the land of Monkey Meadows...from the game: Bloons Tower Defense 6! Strategize and team up with your advanced ancestors from a different timeline to take down those pesky bloons, and maybe, jus...
Bobo the dart monkey is tasked with joining the war front against the Bloon menace as Monkey HQ have discovered the location of a secret Bloon base off the coast of their main base of poperations. But the mission goes south as the Bloons unleash a new secret weapon. Does Bobo have what it takes to stop the inflated mo...
You and Quincy go to a club. Nothing out of the ordinary here. :) (Y/N is gender neutral in this and they're whatever your Bloons OC/monkeysona/etc. is.) why did I write this lmao it was like the middle of the night when I did this This is from the description of "*Earrape* Tribes & Tribulations (Fucked Mix) - Bloons...
(Warning: story contains very brief mentions of death [of a parent {father specifically}], smoking [tobacco], and cancer; hopefully that doesn't require me to give this a mature rating) Quincy's father, Quincy, was tragically killed by a DDT during an ambush the Bloons performed on the Monkey Kingdom. It had only been...
just a fun little idea that popped into my head so i figured i'd put it into a book. enjoy! disclaimer: as mentioned in the title, this is not all my work. i did *ahem* borrow some of it from the world's best tower defence game, btd6. (the towers and bloons and stuff are from btd6, the actual storylines are from my he...
