A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!

I want to meet Chandler Riggs. He is my idol and I adore him. I can't believe that I get to meet him! This is a dream come true!!!!!!!!

"Alright, you horny little shits, let's talk about sex,"

Raine Jenkins was thrown into the world of beauty pageants before she was even able to speak. She loved them when she was young, and has become a legend in the beauty pageant world. Now she's sixteen, and is beginning to hate the world of perfection. That's why she created her alter ego, her own bad girl image. Rider Girl. Rider girl, is a drag racing star, un-deafeted and un-stoppable. Until she meets, the only other un-deafeted drag racing star Zane. In his mind, woman shouldn't be able to race, and he intends to keep it that way. So now since he's also living in her home and he knows her secret she is a tough decision. Give up her world of drag racing to be the perfect daughter, or drop the charade of playing dress up and be a failure in her parents eyes. Tough decisions come with life changing conclusions.

Hey! Have you ever wanted to be the most annoying person on earth? Well sorry but that position is currently occupied by me. That's ok though, because here is your guide to be the equal most annoying person ever! It's got all you need to know to be totally annoying to everyone. Obviously as a joke of course. Trust me, press "Start Reading" and within a few days you'll come to love it. - AA

Why do you need to go through the things in your life alone. Just know you're not the only one. *Cue Highschool musical* WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER! We all go through the same things, in different ways but it's still the same. This book is for both- Girls and Boys. The main question is.....Can you relate?

Kendall hates everyone in her school but Jack Gilinsky takes the top spot. When she has the inconvenience of having to be his Science partner for 2 months how will she deal with it?