Billie Joe, Tre Cool and Mike Dirnt recently escaped jail after robbing a bank, and when they watched the Shrek movie, Billie fell head over heels for... shrek.. But will he ever be able to be with the love of his life? Will Shrek finally be his? Read to find out!!!!!!!!! The super awesoem triqual and last part to THE BAND ROBS A BANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When Blink 182 steals Tre Cool's joint... things start heating up between the band mates... *contains some expletives and sexual references* #11 ON HAHAHA #1 ON BLINK182 #9 ON MCDONALDS

"But I can't, Billie. You don't understand." "I know more than you think I do, but if you aren't ready to believe that, that's okay." What happens when Cara, a girl with a troubled past, and Billie Joe, who just got out of a relationship, meet? Will it be a happy ever after or will Cara's past get in the way of things? DISCLAIMER: lots of cursing, sexual jokes, drug usage, Tré's sass, Mike's killer bass, and Billie Joe's "y'know"

Now that Chelsea is living comfortably in her new home with the Armstrong's, she has to adjust to her new "normal" life of being a teen. She faces many issues as her past finally catches up to her, and she realizes that everything she thought she knew was a total lie. She must learn what it's like to be in a regular society with an atypical family. Of course, any teen is capable of falling under the crushing weight of stress...

Started: 3/18/17 Finished: 6/12/17 On the night of Ashley Harper's graduation it seemed like everything was just fun and games. A bit of rebellion and truth or dare never hurt anybody, right? Besides, being young and rebellious was fun based on the company you keep. After living a life of strict rules, secrets, and protection, Ashley felt like a caged animal. This night was her night to live. Ignoring her mother's warning which seemed to later haunt her thoughts, she took upon the dare to travel into the woods of which she was told to stay away from. She didn't expect to see the monsters she was warned about.

Maddison Thompson is a basket case, a foster child, a lost cause. But things weren't always that way. Two years ago she was the center of attention at her local high school: Pinole Valley. Now everything has changed. She had everything, nice house, money, popular friends and the perfect jock boyfriend: Ryan Stone. Whispers go around about her, and the rumors differ. No one knows why she's changed, why she's become a different kind of attention getter. Secrets. She hated secrets. She had too many of them to count. Her life couldn't possibly get any worse, but then she runs into Mike Pritchard and reconsiders exactly just how much worse her life could really get.

Velvet Armstrong was the annoying little sister that Billie never wanted. He was six when she was born and had a hard time remembering when life was peaceful, before his mom brought her home. Why did he have to have a sister? Why couldn't it be a boy? She and him had nothing in common, Billie was more outgoing and she was laid back when she wanted to be. In fact, she had multiple personalities. Long story short, her and Billie didn't have the best relationship, but he always covered for her when needed. Now eighteen and freshly out of jail after making some bad choices, Velvet is forced to go with Billie and the guys on a world wide tour with their band, which nobody is excited about. It was supposed to get Velvet into the outdoors and make her wake up from her bad decisions so she could restart her life. The little girl Mike once knew and always shoved away was now grown up and different than she used to be. He forgot about the little girl who used to hug his leg and call him her big brother. She's changed, but he knows that the little girl is still in there somewhere, and he plans on making her resurface. SUPER LONG DESCRIPTION. OMG!!!

Drugs and drinking can really fuck you up. Billie Joe learns that the hard way when one night, he takes it too far and he lands himself in hospital. Will his friends be able to help him before it's too late? XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (This is set in the present day just to let you guys know. And I guess you could say that going to rehab did nothing for Billie... which obviously isn't true but y'know... it's just a fanfic.) ***[[THIS BOOK CONTAINS MATURE THEMES, SUCH AS DRUG AND ALCOHOL ABUSE, SWEARING AND SELF HARM. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK]]***

It's been two months since everything fell apart. Aileen McDermott, a 17-year old punk, is getting more isolated from the outside world as the days pass. But then all of a sudden Billie Joe Armstrong, her biggest idol, steps into her life. Billie is suffering from severe memory loss and can't remember anything that has happened in the past few months, especially not where his wife is. Together with Aileen, he goes on a search to find Adrienne, but what happens when the two of them get closer than they should? Will Aileen find the love she's been searching for for so long, or will everything take a far more different turn? A story about strength, belief and an incredibly strong love that was never meant to be. Warning: this shit is gonna fuck you up /// I do not own Green Day, nor Billie Joe Armstrong, Adrienne or others. ///

There was much that could've been said about Blaze Bernard: a patient daughter, 'devoted' friend, 'creative' student. Safe to say, liar wasn't suppose to be one of them. Infamous trouble maker Billie Joe Armstrong. Who doesn't know his name by now? The girl everyone seemed to want, a cocky asshole, Blazes best friends brother- but in Blazes case: her fake boyfriend. Although two opposites: Billie Joe being a true born selfish Jerk smothered by his mother, and Blaze raising herself, still trying to earn the attention of her own absent mom. Finding themselves in a fake relationship almost seems like an impossible chance of events to happen. None of them had ever looked at each other in any different light other than annoying acquaintances until they find them self helping each other with sacrifices they'd normally never be able to make alone. How can a selfish jerk teach such lesson to think about others? How can a lonely dysfunctional mind possibly understand the problems of family when shes got none of her own? Making sacrifices is never easy. No one said it was. But then again, what makes them think a fake relationship with out catching real feelings could be any easier?