Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Dan is different. He's learned to accept that. Well, as best he can anyway, considering he's never really had much of a choice. It's been this way for as long as he can remember, the constant runaround process of trying to feel normal. His life is built around it, trying to trick both himself and everyone he interacts with into seeing him as your average person. The isolation as he desperately tries to keep others from finding out, the bitterness that wells up inside of him each and every time he's reminded that he'll never be like everyone else, the fear that nothing will ever change. He's fated to be this way forever; a misfit from society. Isolation can only go so far though, so when he's struggling to make ends meet and he's faced with the option of looking into a serious job or taking on a roommate, he opts for what seems like the easier option at the time. It doesn't seem so easy ten failed roommates into the process, or when he sits down at a table to meet with prospect number eleven and ends up with a coffee spilled all over his lap. Potential roommate number eleven, Phil, turns out to be an insufferable optimistic ball of sunshine that Dan wants nothing to do with. His options are running out though, as are the savings he's been using to pay his rent, so he finds himself begrudgingly agreeing to let the other man move in. Neither of them have any way of knowing just what they've gotten themselves into as they shake on the matter, but time will tell.

In the 42nd century, a search for a kidnapped baby takes a man known as the Doctor to Regulus IV where he's kidnapped and brutally tortured. His salvation lies in the hands of a gentle telepathic child. Forced by her captor to tend to his wounds, she soon starts fighting in secret to keep him alive and save them both. But when a desperate attempt to escape goes wrong, he lands far from her help on 21st century Earth. Surrounded by strangers, his mind broken and body ravaged, how will he survive? Will his friends be able to find him in time? Will he find justice or seek revenge against those who brutalised him? Follow the Doctor through his own personal hell. This Doctor Who story is not the usual fan fiction. It is an adult story with mature themes including the difficulty of recovering from a violent crime and is meant for non-fans of the series as well. Chapters 1-15 have been re-edited.

Long Live The King! Arthur has fallen and Morgana is dead and so are Mordred in their attempt to take over Camelot. Now all we have to do is wait for the rise of the once and future king. ©2008, Merlin, Johnny Capps, Julian Jones, Jake Michie, Julian Murphy BBC. All Rights Reserved. ©2005, Doctor Who, Russell T. Davies, Steven Moffat, BBC. All Rights Reserved. ©1997, Harry Potter, J.K. Rowling. All Rights Reserved ©2010, Sherlock, Steven Moffat, Mark Gatiss, Sir A. Conan Doyle. All Rights Reserved

In a five part story based on the BBC TV show SHERLOCK, the legendary detective, Sherlock Holmes, and his mild-manner companion, John Watson, face five original adventures written by WattyAwards2012 Finalist, E. K. Sloyer. The two partners in crime face a criminal that can only be tracked through John's past; a mysterious voice bent on destroying Sherlock through a member of the Royal family; and lastly, a nemesis that is determined to prove that Sherlock's dead...though, all the while, the great detective is one step ahead of all of them. __________________ IN EDITING PROCESS COMPLETED 2013 #54 in Mystery/Thriller

Some of your favorite actors assemble as they take on the streets of London as their characters. What could possibly go wrong? (Includes actors from: Sherlock, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Avengers, Merlin, Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, Star Trek, and possibly more...)

What happens when group of actors meet up with their characters? This is the sequel to "A Day in the Lives of Sherlock Holmes and John Watson"! (fandoms: sherlock, doctor who, supernatural, merlin, avengers, star trek, harry potter, torchwood, and pirates of the Caribbean) (I do not own the cover photo!)