You want it all? And you want it now? Players? Vampires? Werewolves? Nerds and Jocks? Rockstars? Princesses? Kidnappers? Falling in love with your best friend? This short story has everything you're wishing for! Come in! Let's play: Spot the cliché! (Attention: Parody ahead. Read at your own risk.)

(REVISED) World famous teenage rockstar Rocky Nelson has just been kidnapped by two girls who really don't know what they're doing, while his brothers hire an idiot detective to track him down. Escaping should be easy, except for the tiny fact that he may or may not have developed a whacko sort of Stockholm Syndrome on Maya, the "leader", and the fact that gang members keep popping up and trying to kidnap him from his kidnappers. Just why would a twenty-year-old young woman abduct a rockstar? What is really going on behind his kidnapping? And why is it that the bad guy in the story... might not be so bad after all?

Living in a world where the dance team is her kingdom, fashion her passion, and judo her secret pastime, Jade Wright's life is as close to perfect as it can be without her mom to guide her through the perils of dating and Nordstrom sales-that is, until the day she is forced into a kidnapper's car. In a matter of minutes the foundation of everything she thought she knew about her deceased mother is crumbling around her and threatening to take Jade down with it. What she doesn't know could mean the end of her above average existence. But things aren't all bad. She has one week to figure out the truth before her new state of suckiness becomes permanent. Plus, her would be kidnapper is totally hotness personified. When pitted against some of the most disturbing fashion setbacks from the eighties, current teenage celebrities, and gigantic hit men, the stakes are high and the danger extends to everybody she loves most. Luckily, Jade happens to be a little bit ninja, and with the help of a boy who is immersed in the world of crime that she's desperate to escape she just might be able to recover her life.

Ri, the thirteen year old orphan girl with amnesia loves her position in life. that is until her memories start tickling her like crazy. she needs to find out where she's from, because... well, she needs to know. (it's always nice to know who you are, right?)and who knows who she'll turn out to be...

Ref's biggest problem is his ability to make girls cry. That is, besides the teeny, tiny, incident four years ago that people just can't forget. But he's cured--according to his therapist. When the principal can't find the person behind a new round of thieving and vandalism, Ref's name once again graces the top of the suspect list. He's going to have to catch the true culprit himself, if he wants to have any chance at a future free of an orange jumpsuit. This would be a really, really bad time to fall for a girl that throws his world into even more chaos. But maybe he can handle it, because Ref isn't just any guy. Ref is A Little Bit Pyro. ***Note: You may have spotted the similarity to the title of my first story, A Little Bit Ninja. *claps for you* That would be because this is a continuation of Ninja, even though it's told from a different character's perspective. You don't have to have read the first book to read this one. The people who have read Ninja will just have a head start on getting to know the characters and the background story....although I, as the author, would be happy if you did read both. Also, I won't put any spoilers in it until I'm done writing A Little Bit Ninja, so feel free to read both at the same time.♥***