Craig and Cartman, partners in crime. Despite Craig hating Cartman they still worked well together without even meaning to. Craig kept you from dating and Cartman kept Kyle from dating. Just Craig did it so he wouldn't see you hurt while Cartman just wanted to piss Kyle off. They never had the intent or idea it would push you guys together since you hated each other. The world works in mysterious ways. Or as you would say, Mysterion ways... "HAH REMEMBER THAT KENNY! NERD!" "Fuck you" !Cross posted on Ao3! Username is the same! !Fem Reader! I just had to break the fourth wall, I promise this story isn't complete crack (I think?) Warnings- every south park warning and more. drinking is a heavy theme. Extreme slow burn. !Smut in later chapters, check my personal bio to know which chapters have smut!

Ever since we were born, my brother and I had to keep moving from place to place, running from something. And now, we've moved to this small little mountain town in the middle of fucking nowhere. I just want things to be normal this time. ___ ALL CHARACTERS ARE18+ Pairs: Stan x (Y/n) Kenny x (Y/n) Kyle x (Y/n) Craig x (Y/n) Tweek x (Y/n) Clyde x (Y/n) ____ Some events occur during Stick of Truth and Fractured But Whole! Start: Nov. 2022. End: September 2023

heav·en-sent /ˈhev(ə)nˌsent/ adjective "𝐈𝐟 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐧-𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭, 𝐡𝐞, 𝐬𝐡𝐞, 𝐨𝐫 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐬, 𝐮𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐮𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝𝐥𝐲, 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐟𝐮𝐥" This is the story of an unlucky boy and a super lucky girl! How will things go for this semi-lucky-unlucky pair?! Start: September 2023- End: April 2024

❝Shut the fuck up! Even though some of that might be true, 𝙄 𝙗𝙚𝙩 (Y/n) would pick me over you any day!❞ Stan shouted. ❝You know what, Stan! 𝙄𝙩'𝙨 𝙖 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙗𝙚𝙩! There's no way in hell she'd choose your toxic ass anyway!❞ Kyle fired back. Start: April 2023- End: June 2023

Y/n hasn't been back to South Park in six years, but on a split-second decision, she's returned. She reunites with her childhood friends and classmates, and an instant connection sparks with Kenny McCormick, the boy next door. A dark secret keeps Kenny and y/n at an arms length, but everything changes one night and her entire world is turned upside down. #1 - #kenny 🥹

Y/n has a secret - she can't die. Her entire life is turned upside down when some else dies, though - her father. With nowhere else to go, she winds up in the small town of South Park, where she meets the only other person who shares her immortality - 17 year old Kenny McCormick. #1 - #southpark ❤️‍🔥😭 #1 - #kennymccormick #1 - #kylebroflovski for some reason lol #1 - #kenny #1 - #immortal #1 - #craigtucker #1 - #ericcartman ??

South Park Oneshots & Text Scenarios #1 in #ericcartman 😭 I do not own South Park or the characters referenced in these works. All rights belong to Matt Stone & Trey Parker. Cover art sourced from Pinterest (no artist noted).

You were dead, plain and simple, however your job in the afterlife was anything but that. You had the bad luck of being picked as the next reaper of souls in the area, and until the job was done, you couldn't move on to eternity. On your first day of reaping, you meet immortal soul Kenny McCormick, who returns to be reaped time and time again, and shows you that death is not so quiet, after all. • TW: descriptions of violence, gore, sex crimes, murder, smoking, occult/satanism • cover art sourced from pinterest with no artist credited and then edited by ME :3