Satire y/n fic. That is all. If you'd like to comment making fun of the characters or the plot, go ahead. I didn't name a character Bethaniffaneigh for nothing. Also, if anything is offensive, please tell me and i will correct it or take it down.

there is INTENSE smut in this ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ⚠️TW⚠️ hornyness, dick, swears 💕💖🌸✨ uwu this is book is very gay so ⚠️🏳️‍🌈BEWARE🏳️‍🌈⚠️

Hay are you really Shit at picking up guys or girls? Well then this book won't help you much but it may make you laugh so read on!!