James David Vance loves two things, Donald Trump and his country. He may be a family man, but deep down, he wants to be Donald's man. On a journey of hidden desires, secrets, and longing, James has to reconcile with his feelings and his image, as well as what it might mean to be vice president. [Note from the author, this story is entirely comedic and shouldn't be taken seriously. Please know that I am writing this because I want to make jokes about this campaign and the obsessions of these real-life people. I post all of these stories on my Twitter account first, SUGARYMECHANOID, and I will post these chapters almost daily there. I'll post the previous installments here as an archive. Thanks for reading! Stories are short parts because they were made with Twitter character limits! They might get longer as time goes on and the story develops, but I can't guarantee it.]