When Bartolomeo asks Hitomi and Summer to interview the Supernovas for his fan magazine, they weren't expecting this sort of delusional nonsense that tended to scar you for life. Why they agreed to help in the first place is beyond them, but they can't just let Barto-san down. Warnings: Crack fic, OOC-ness, and absolute randomness. Rated Mature for language only. Collab with 'AshGopal.'