aesthetic warning highest ranking (not even i believe this wtf) 25 in fortnite 127 in sigma (neo got my back💚) 3 in duolingo 18 in rizz 58 in sigma 1 in whatido 1 in stanenhypen (pls stan enhypen) 1 in heeduo 2 in feets💀💀

König got tied up in the ropes on a mission. Will you help him out? Or are you gonna tease him?

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Follow our beta cuck Kai Cenat on his journey to becoming a true Sigma!

Joe Biden has always been a shy Omega. When he takes office for the first time, he can't help but admire the previous president before him. However, life isn't as perfect as he had planned it to be. Who really is Trump? Follow along with this Satire love story to find out who wins over Biden-Boo's heart in the end. [ THIS STORY IS SATIRE PLS DON'T COME FOR ME Y'ALL 😞 ]

this is the product of a boring sleepover this "story" is ass don't read

Candyce is the alpha female of the school, but when her friends start shipping her with her friend Ethan who is a beta she gets annoyed, but eventually they start to pretend to date to make their friends shut up. What happens with their actual relationship though? Will they fall in love??? This whole thing is satire and is based off of my actual friends who actually get shipped together (They don't like each other) but it's all just one big joke. Enjoy!

This is a Satire Numberblocks ship story

Y/N is a petite blondie who comes across a hot football player. She must do what she can to get him to love her, and therefore create a lifelong romantic relationship 🥺🥺🥺🫶🫶