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  • Small Talk #1 ✓
    101K 6.4K 32

    This is a story in which a boy phones a girl... 'Hello welcome to Lonely Line, Adelaide speaking. How may I be of your assistance?' 'I have a very important question Adelaide...' 'Ask away stranger' 'What should I call my dog?' 'riceball, no questions asked just call it rice ball.' 'Well that's different.' Highest ach...

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  • chats with batboy
    297K 18.2K 45

    "It's not like you could do anything about Milo." "Who says I can't? I'm Batman. Give the signal and I'll fucking be there." A boy with a unique Batman obsession converses with a smart mouthed girl who has a thing for superheroes. + #10 in Short Story (dialogue category) *old story*

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  • Waffle Cones (#1)
    5.3M 368K 70

    "Hello?" "Um, hey?" "Wait, you don't sound like my Aunt Kathy." "Unless I was miraculously converted into a member of the opposite gender and somehow related to whoever is on the other side of this call, then yeah. I'm not your Aunt Kathy." "Oh, shiitake mushrooms." ...

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  • If I Fall (GirlXGirl)
    11.7M 346K 43

    ***GirlXGirl Romance*** Living in New York you learn to keep up with the quick pace of the city, myself included. I was never the one to stop and smell the roses, but that was until I met her on that dull September afternoon. Her eyes were light and dark at the same time, as if a devil and an angel lived inside of her...

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  • 101 Cute Things Boys Say!
    1M 64K 127

    Just some really cute things boys say. This is mainly for girls but if some boy decides to read, then don't forget to say them to your girl/crush etc.! **Also contains some cheesy pick up lines. Actually, most of them are pick up lines xD

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  • Breakup Helpline [#2 of the Helpline Trilogy]
    1.1M 88.2K 47

    [sequel to teen helpline] ❝Hello, this is the Breakup Helpline, designed and manufactured to cater to your brokenhearted needs. How may I help you?❞ ❝My girlfriend...just cheated on me. With my best friend.❞ ❝Um..uh, hold on...oh, fuck! There's nothing on how to respond to that in these answer sheets!❞ ...

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  • Book Of Whatevers
    227 20 35

    This book is my book of randoms, trash bin of fandoms, ideas of blurbs, contained in quick words. Every day parts, from my stone cold heart. (not a poem book)

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  • Teen Helpline [#1 of the Helpline Trilogy]
    2M 159K 43

    ❝Hello there, this is Teen Confessions Helpline, what's the problem? Feel free to confess anything you like and we'll be there to help you every step of the way!❞ ❝I know this is heavy but I've been feeling like I kind of...want to kill myself.❞ When Damien Carson, a depressed lonely teenager, call...

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  • I'll Try
    42 2 3

    I'm not completely sure what is is about. I'm just kind of writing, so if you just read what is already here, and you like it then, I guess that's that. I will try to write as much as possible. Just blow up the comments if you think its been too long since an update.

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