a shitty play I wrote because I was bored.

EAT THE RICH. Ever read one of those 'girl meets a billionaire and fall in love, even though she's broke as shit and he's used to $10k wine'? I haven't, because I hate rich people. So, this is going to be a typical (or what I assume is typical) girl meets rich guy story, but in the end, they eat him! Literally. This is not a cannibalism metaphor for love, but for a consuming rage. Literally!!

All the characters as based of me and my friends :3 May contain mature subjects and swearing