"Don't worry about it, Joonie."

yoonminseok au jimin is a youtuber with an nsfw twitter account what happens when his favorite idols find it? ⬆️top hoseok ↕️switch yoongi ⬇️bottom jimin

"Will you two idiots ever fucking leave me alone?" Seokjin was exasperated. He had had it up to his ears with these two idiots. From grade school to his adult life, he couldn't get rid of them. He was beyond frustrated. They were taking their obsession with him to new heights and Seokjin had had enough. Bottom Jin Top Taehyung Top Jungkook (ahem...) ?? Join the two idiots on a rollercoaster ride to win the object of their desires, the one and only sassy Kim Seokjin. A fun frolic that will have you in stitches at their antics to convince Jin to choose between them. ⚠⚠ please note: this ff contains use of strong language and allusions to sexual conduct. It is not suitable for under 18's. ⚠️🔞 Aspects of BDSM and mature content, foot fetish. May include aspects of food fetish 🔞⚠️ This story may contain scenes of an adult nature. Appropriate warnings will feature as required. No part of this fanfiction may be reproduced, copied or sold. This is a complete work of fiction in its entirety. The characters are in no way a true representation of Bangtan Sonyeondan and their friends, family and associates. Credit for all media used in this fanfic goes to the original owners. *may contain mpreg* Begin: 31/12/2019 End: 25/08/2020 Edited & updated: 19/02/2021

Yoonminseok Omegaverse AU: Jung Hoseok and Min Yoongi used to be the most eligible bachelors for years. Handsome, filthy rich and powerful businessmen were every omega's dream mates. That's why many hearts were shattered when the secret about two of them being in a relationship leaked. No one saw it coming. The youngest alphas of two most powerful clans in the country being secret lovers was a huge scandal no one was willing to accept. Especially their families. Forced to win some time in order to gain enough power within their companies, the alphas find no other way but to convince their clans that they will eventually provide them with heirs. But for their plan to sail, they need an omega who will play the role of their future mate. Thankfully, Omega Escort can easily provide the alphas with what they so desperately need... Tropes: Fake Dating Billionaires Forced Proximity Office Romance Grumpy-Sunshine 'Touch him, you die' vibes Possessive/Obsessed alphas Started: 07/26/2023 Finished: 02/22/2024

The cuntiest book out there.

Jungkook is a cold CEO Jimin is a savage sexy stripper Hoseok is an innocent restaurant worker where would fate take them when the three so different people meet each other? Will their differences hold them back or will it lead to something beautiful? --- Contains: •fluff(lots) •smut(lots) •threesome(lots) •Slight bdsm •mentions of abuse •violence •strong language ---- "Fuck! Yes daddy!"

Jimin and Jungkook are happily dating, but their life changes one night when Jimin brings home a cat hybrid called Min Yoongi. ┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ ● Pairing: Yoonminkook (Jikook, Yoonmin, Yoonkook) ● Genres: fluff, smut, polyamory, hybrid!au, romantic comedy, slow build ● Words Count: 246 429 words (It's really thaaat long - no joke haha) ☇ this story contains: ★ top Jungkook ★ bottom Yoongi ★ bottom Jimin, top Jimin ✰ threesome ✰ explicit sexual content ✰ cursing ✰ hybrid heats ✰ mentions of crimes ✰ some sensitive topics ┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ ✩ most impressive rankings: #1 in long story (02/10/18) #1 in bts smut (13/11/18) #1 in top jimin (23/12/18) #1 in yoonkook (04/01/19) #1 in fluff & smut (25/10/18) #1 in hybrid (06/02/19) #1 in polyamory (15/11/18) #1 in threesome (22/11/18) #1 in bangtan smut (14/12/19) #1 bottom yoongi (18/01/20) #1 in bts fanfic (15/06/20) #3 in jeongguk (02/11/18) #3 boyxboyxboy (05/11/19) #4 in fanfic/fanfiction (13/06/20) #4 in top jungkook (25/10/18) #6 in jimin (22/11/18) #6 in bottom jimin (22/11/18) #8 in yoongi (22/11/18) #10 in bts/bangtan boys (22/11/18) #14 in bangtan (22/11/18) waah, thank you! ❤ ┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ Preview: "Kook-ah, don't tell me you don't know why people buy hybrids?" "Um... because they find them interesting? I don't know." Jungkook tried to guess, but the grimace on Hoseok's face told him that he wasn't right. "No, Jungkook. Hybrids are called human pets for a reason." The boy still looked oblivious and that made Hoseok sigh. He realized there is no other way, than to be direct. "Sex. This is what most people use hybrids for - to have sex with them." Jungkook instantly spit out his coffee.