Hi, I am Death. Everyone knows who I am so I'm not going to bother with introducing myself further. Let's get to the point. This is my journal. Mine. So back off if you don't want to risk knowing the unknowable.

Welcome to the Threat Investigation Agency! Think of it like the CIA but for supernatural occurrences. The people have spoken and decided that "monster" was too mean, so they are hereby referred to as "threats." We will now refer you to our extremely capable and talented branch of Birds the "Trash Can Investigation Agency" for any and all monst- threat-related questions.