"siri, how the hell do i take care of a smaller human?" "don't swear!" *** a story in which a baby gets dropped off at dan and phil's door step and these two idiots have to take care of it. lowercase intended ©tynawrites 2016 09.19.16: 1k 08.20.17: 5k 06.2018: 10k 07.2018: 11k

"You calling me a cheating bastard?" "No. But you should end it with one if them before a war starts." * a story in which a girl with a not so good family history meets a boy at the Coffee House 4/20/16: 1k reads ©tynawrites 2015 DISCLAIMER: this book isnt the best, and it has a fast, sometimes confusing story line. i dont feel like rewriting it sooo...