"You mean Tweek? He's annoying," it was a lie, I could never think of Tweek as annoying, but at the time I just wanted to be accepted as a decent human being. Someone people would want to be around, "The only reason I hang out with him anymore is because of the free coffee. He's a freak, really."

It turned out as a Cartters story XD

Craig Tucker hates the gang(Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny.) and a certain blond likes to test him, leading to fights and a lot of angst. [I do not own the characters.]

It's spring break and all the South Park teens are partying their asses off. Stan had just dumped Wendy for another lover leaving Wendy sad and alone. Over break she gets wasted causing her to make out with the unexpected, Eric Cartman. She thought she could leave that mistake behind in spring break but little did she know Clyde Donovan had taken a photo of the scene and threatens to ruin Wendy's pristine reputation by posting it. Her and Cartman must obey all of Clyde's wishes. Spring Break Collection