(This is a crack btw if you couldn't tell) ‼️ also Warning there is some swearing ‼️ I have no idea who Paul Dano is but one of my mutuals wanted Paul McCartney x Paul Dano fanfiction and who am I not give the people what they want (All of Paul Dano's dialogue is just randomly quotes I found funny 😭 I wish my parents aborted me lol 😍 (seriously but also joking)