[ R E W R I T T E N ] After settling down in London, Janeen Athens doesn't want to ever leave. Being jobless, flat-less, and practically broke doesn't help the situation either. So after tagging along her best friend's work as a photographer for a band, Janeen aims to land herself a job that's both high-paying, and stationary. But in the meantime, she needs to accept whatever job she encounters. That is, being an Assistant for a French snob--I mean, DJ who just happens to be a tourist.

"I'm a freak?" "An expert." She chuckled humorlessly. "Where might that be?" "At stealing my heart."