Harry Potter is dead. In the aftermath of the war, in order to strengthen the might of the magical world, Voldemort enacts a repopulation effort. Hermione Granger has an Order secret, lost but hidden in her mind, so she is sent as an enslaved surrogate to the High Reeve until her mind can be cracked. I DO NOT OWN THIS...
Put a Weasley under the Sorting Hat, and it's almost a guarantee-"Gryffindor!"-every time. That is, until Elizabeth Weasley came along. Her sorting was a shock to the redheaded clan, but perhaps that difference is what allowed her to befriend the one boy she was expected to despise. Instead of seeing a name, she saw t...
Sirius Orion Black. Mass murderer, and father to one of the bravest witches the Wizarding World has ever face. The child in question? Natasha Lily Black. Proud Gryffindor half-blood, with a brain that could outdo even Hermione Granger. She's smart, collected, mischievous, and most importantly, in love with her best f...
these are shitposts for comedy. i don't actually ship them. they're all rly short and go with the photos so yeah that's it btw in my headcanon whichever of the two wins the race/stage tops that night