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Feathers, Flour, and A Key by BornKryptonian
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A silver key hangs from a crow's neck. Mother Miranda has promised a reward beyond anyone's imagination to whoever delivers the key to her. The village is set on the key, and Maeve is set on finishing her bread. When Miranda's crow keeps visiting Maeve and doesn't come back when called, curiosity gets the better of the priestess. (This is on Ao3 as well. This is my work, I'm posting on both here and there.)
When Our Worlds Collide by danilynn87
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When Regina and Emma believe they finally have a minute to breathe in Storybrooke, a certain superhero comes crashing into their world, forcing Emma to face reality. Meanwhile, on Earth-38, Supergirl has been kidnapped and Lena scrambles to bring their hero home before the villain, Reign, completely takes over. *Swanqueen/Supercorp Crossover
Cliché by Katie_McQuotes
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After years of people seeing Lena Luthor look like anybody but herself, she had finally met the person who saw her for well... her. She'd been complemented on red hair, brown eyes, tan skin, or the many tattoos inked into her. Her hair is a raven color, an eye as green as a forest and one as blue as a lake, very pale skin, and not a single tattoo. All it took was one interview to turn her life around. 18 years on earth, Kara Danvers has stayed to herself. Mesmerized by the new language, she becomes a reporter. She'd never been confident enough to complement people on how they look. She'd done it when she first arrived on the planet. She ended up pointing out something the older women was insecure about. She quickly learned that not everyone loves complements as specific as the one she gave. So she'd only give simple generic complements. *** A simple interview can change a lot. What will happen when Lena helps Kara rebuild her confidence that was lost along with her home planet. And how will she react to the complements Kara will finally gather enough courage to give? And of course we can't forget Alex and Sams endless attempts to set the two up. *** ⚠️Slow updates⚠️
The Duchesses by silviaaaclaira
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Aurora opens her eyes only to feel the agonising pain in her body. That is to be expected when there has been an accident. It's excruciatingly painful. Aurora groans in pain and pulls off the blanket, taking in her surroundings. It is more appropriate for a hospital interior design to look to the mediaeval era. Not shabby, but more on the extravagant side. The nurses' attire, on the other hand, appears odd. Someone said out of nowhere, "Her Grace, please wake up! Call the doctor right away!" Aurora approaches the mirror and looks at the woman with deep red eyes in it. The woman had blonde hair that, while a little messy, flowed perfectly over her shoulder. Her fair complexion lends her an ethereal appearance. Not to mention that her outfits make her look like a noblewoman from a historical series. She pinches herself, only to realise that the blonde woman staring at her is herself. A thought struck her mind, as she utters her first statement in this world, "Fuck me". Medea has finished her work, but she is still unsure how to fix all of the messes. She hasn't been herself in a long time, and it's bothering her. The throne seems so far away, and the weight of the burden grows heavier with each passing day. A letter from the Imperial Palace has arrived, instructing the Duchess to look after the House of Smith's Duchess of Light, Natalie Wilson Smith. As an evil scheme was about to unfold, she smiled wickedly. 'This is my new card.' p/s: I can't find the original owner of the photo of the cover, if you know or you are the owner of the cover. Please let me know, so I could credit your arts. With love 🥰
Red Shadow: Bloodline of Secrets by Shambhavi2200
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Born in the Red Room. Marked by magic .The secret child of Someone Unknown and a fallen Potter ,She arrives at Hogwarts with deadly skills, haunting memories,And a name no one dares speak aloud .But destiny has other plans
"The Blue Lady and Monsters" A Arcane x Resident Evil Romance Crossover Story  by Chris9417
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In this romantic crossover between Resident Evil: Village and Arcane, When Jinx-Zaun's wild card and unpredictable troublemaker-finds herself in the eerie halls of Castle Dimitrescu, she never expects to fall head over heels for its three deadly residents: Bela, Cassandra, and Daniela. What starts as a chaotic game of cat and mouse soon turns into something far more intimate, as Jinx discovers a love as intoxicating as it is dangerous. From fiery passion to playful rivalries, Jinx's bond with the Dimitrescu sisters grows stronger, leading to an unforgettable night of celebration when she finally gets on one knee and asks them to be hers forever. But love with creatures of the night is never simple, and Jinx quickly learns that devotion to the Dimitrescu sisters means surrendering to their world completely. Between blood, laughter, and electricity sparking in the air, Jinx embraces the one thing she's never truly had-a home. And she'll fight to keep it.
I Will Always Find You by justusnerds
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This is the final chapter of the Being Miss Mills trilogy. I highly recommend you read that one first and then The Guardians of Magic and then this story otherwise you will be lost. Regina has vanished but now there is a woman named Roni who looks just like her living in Seattle. Emma is convinced that Regina is out there somewhere and she will find her and introduce her to their new baby daughter. But August has other plans to keep them apart. (I don't own any characters from OUAT) Swanqueen forever! Mature.
Guardians of Magic by justusnerds
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The sequel to Being Miss Mills. Emma and Regina have fulfilled the prophecy and united the Dark and the Light forms of magic. Now a pregnant Emma is planning her new life with her true love Regina. But just as they are ready to start the next chapter a new darkness rises. Can the new Swan-Mills family survive? This story is pure SwanQueen. I claim no ownership over these characters
Being Miss Mills by justusnerds
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The Final Battle is over. Now everyone has to get on with their lives. But the Black Fairy has a final trick up her sleeve to play from the grave. The Savior has vanished and now her family begins the search. But they don't realize that Emma is much closer than they think. No ownership by me to any of the characters from Once Upon a Time is implied.
Mafia Love On The Run by FlameIce6
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"C-can't we just talk it out?" I practically whimper. "There's nothing to talk about. Now either stop struggling or I'll do things my way." She says all low and confident. I don't know how I ended up in this mess but I do know that I don't like it.