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Finding a portal can be a bit surprising, but it can become chaos when you're pulled in with three of your friends into a whole new place filled with a lifestyle based around the zodiacs and the elements. Best friends Kyle, Hunter, Ash, and Jim all didn't expect to be sucked into this world, and they especially didn't expect to be part of a prophecy. Knowing they're able to control the elements of their zodiacs, they must learn to use them in order to fight the man that they're destined to face. Blaxton is a king of one of the five countries in this world. He craves for power and is after four stones that created the powers given to man. If he holds all four of the elemental stones, then the darkness that possesses him will destroy the light in this peaceful world. It's up to these four friends to stop King Blaxton and the darkness known as Malum. Highest Ranking: #398 in Fantasy (10/29/2016) ©SNLangford

Okay, so Dave Strider is a normal person, right? Just the normal cool kid at his school, pretty popular among the student body. Just your average calm and collected cool kid....right? Well, it was what he thought, after all. Just a few months before his big bro came home drunk, and acting like a complete asshole. What had gotten into him? He didn't let it get under his skin much until it began to get out of hand. That was when Dave started doubting being a normal kid... Will there be someone who notices the hidden pain under this Strider's shades of no emotion? - This is one of my first fics I will be publishing, so I would like some constructive criticism, but don't be mean. Thanks, guys! ~ The Meaningless Author

When born into the main werewolf family and given the title as heir to the leader of their forces, the leader's daughter, Nicolas, is put under a lot of pressure. She was a normal human girl at first, but once that full moon came out on her 16th birthday, everything changed. She's stronger, faster, and rapidly growing. She must not tell a soul of her abilities, and that's final. But what happens when a vampire family joins the neighborhood? Chaos happens. The vampire family is known as the Kirovs, the main vampire branch. Their son, Erik, is the same age as Nic, and he hates her for just being a werewolf. He wants to destroy her, especially with the fact she is a Noble: The bloodline linking to the first ever werewolf in existence. These two head families have been enemies for generations, once being friends thousands of years ago. Their natures with each other are aggressive, but the werewolves have been becoming more peaceful, making them seem weaker. With this false knowledge, Erik's father devises a plan to wipe out all of the werewolves, sorcerers, and other creatures of the night out of Maine. After a while, Erik discovers the secret his father has planned. He knows the issue that will arise with the unbalance in the paranormal species. It could cause an increase of the over population on Earth already and possibly reveal their secrets to humans. Knowing his father's plan, Erik has a choice: Support his family in accomplishing this heinous motive... Or... Join Nic and the others in stopping his own kin from destroying life as they know it. **This is the first draft of the series. A revised and more professionally written Awakening is currently in the process of being made!!** Cover by severuslexus :) Copyright © 2016 by SNLangford

Just a bunch of drabbles/one-shots of Spain and Austria. I absolutely adore these two as a couple and am very excited to write them. Yeah.

An Alpha/Omega Billdip.

Nightmares and Dreams are actual creatures who invade human minds as embodied fears and joys. But with the new BlissMax pill (guaranteed to give you good dreams all night!) the Nightmares are starving. Violet doesn't use BlissMax (or any modern niceties, thanks Dad), and one night, a Nightmare—the fear of hell—enters her enticingly un-medicated mind and gets trapped. Though Violet has a penchant for creepy things, having a Nightmare stuck inside her mind causes problems: narcolepsy and yet further distance from reality, to name a few, not to mention the Nightmare begins to starve in the wake of fresh human fear. In a misguided attempt to get him home, she gets dragged into the city of Nightmares, Halloweentown on steroids. Once there, it becomes apparent the Dreams and Nightmares hate each other and getting back (alive) only tips the list of growing complications.

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It happened so quickly.. Before I knew it we where attacking Clause's men. Each man and woman dieing one by one. Blood splattered on the deck and our swords dripped with the red liquid. "Stay out here and make sure we didn't leave anyone!" I ordered and headed towards the Captains office/room. I kicked the door open and my eyes widen at the sight. A man with white hair almost like snow if it wasn't dirty. His abs seemed to be trained and tanned, oh how grateful I am that he doesn't have a shirt on. He had glistening sky blue eyes that seem to put anyone into a trance, and oh that evil smirk wooed me. But aside of the sexy looks, he killed Captain Clause! The lifeless body of the Captain, laid still on the ground blood leaving his chest in big amounts. Oh how angry I felt towards the hot man standing in front of me. "Well if it isn't Captain haddock." He smirked and cleaned his sword with a hankie. "Yes, and you are?" I said sounding close to an order. "Jack, Jack Frost"

Marshall is the king of high school Gumball becomes the pink prince of punk and along the way through several misunderstandings, gym fights, lab explosions, band concerts, Fire prince melt downs, running through hallways, secret notes, they manage to fall in love completely through all the shades of red.