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Colliding Elements (Original Draft)

Finding a portal can be a bit surprising, but it can become chaos when you're pulled in with three of your friends into a whole new place filled with a lifestyle based around the zodiacs and the elements. Best friends Kyle, Hunter, Ash, and Jim all didn't expect to be sucked into this world, and they especially didn't...

healed scars (stridercest)

Okay, so Dave Strider is a normal person, right? Just the normal cool kid at his school, pretty popular among the student body. Just your average calm and collected cool kid....right? Well, it was what he thought, after all. Just a few months before his big bro came home drunk, and acting like a complete asshole. What...

Creatures of the Night: Awakening (Original Draft)

When born into the main werewolf family and given the title as heir to the leader of their forces, the leader's daughter, Nicolas, is put under a lot of pressure. She was a normal human girl at first, but once that full moon came out on her 16th birthday, everything changed. She's stronger, faster, and rapidly growing...

In The House Of Hapsburg ( Hetalia Spain x Austria )

Just a bunch of drabbles/one-shots of Spain and Austria. I absolutely adore these two as a couple and am very excited to write them. Yeah.

You're Mine Pine Tree.

An Alpha/Omega Billdip.

Once Upon a Nightmare

Nightmares and Dreams are actual creatures who invade human minds as embodied fears and joys. But with the new BlissMax pill (guaranteed to give you good dreams all night!) the Nightmares are starving. Violet doesn't use BlissMax (or any modern niceties, thanks Dad), and one night, a Nightmare—the fear of hell—enters...

hetalia lemons (request

hetalia lemons only hetalia x hetalia please request avalable please dont spam them only do it once or twice if you dont see it after 2 stories

Aye Aye Captain /hijack/ boyxboy

It happened so quickly.. Before I knew it we where attacking Clause's men. Each man and woman dieing one by one. Blood splattered on the deck and our swords dripped with the red liquid. "Stay out here and make sure we didn't leave anyone!" I ordered and headed towards the Captains office/room. I kicked the door open...

50 shades of Red (gumshall/ Gumlee fanfic)

Marshall is the king of high school Gumball becomes the pink prince of punk and along the way through several misunderstandings, gym fights, lab explosions, band concerts, Fire prince melt downs, running through hallways, secret notes, they manage to fall in love completely through all the shades of red.

Want (BoyxBoy)

Want 1. To feel a need or a desire for; wish for I turned to Jared and gave him an ugly look. "You're friends with him on Facebook!?". I asked, Jared gave me a polite smile and scratched the back of his head. "Pfft, what? Didn't even notice that you know I accept anyone without even looking at their name". He said, sh...

Lost Hope & Broken Hearts

"It's hopeless Ro La, it'll never work!!!" I yell, my voice carrying through the house. "Bby u just got 2 till him. *tell." She says through the skype call. "Are you... Are you at his house?" She asks her voice slurred. "Yeah, it's complicated. But how can I tell Jake?" There's a knock at the door and a familiar voice...

The Strangest Things (Hiatus)

Seperated

Alexander and Christopher are twins. Their parents, Matthew Williams and Alfred Jones, seperate. Alexander and Christopher love each other without their parent's knowledge. Once seperated, they become wrecks. Journey through their lives before, duirng, and after the seperation. (Sappy I know. Sorry. This is a Hetalia...

Axis hetalia x abused reader

A girl named (Y/N) lives with her dad who abuses her on a daily Bases. He hits, kicks and throws things at her. This is her story

I Hate Black Romance (Erisol smut / Lemon)

Your name is Eridan Ampora and you are flushed for your kismesis. Since he is such low blood land dweller you of course haven't told him, especially not since he started to date your matesprit Feferi Peixes. Okay perhaps she isn't your girlfriend but she is TOTALLY flushed for you. ED: Be pissblood land dweller You a...

Hell's Angel

Sockathan fan fiction. Jesus Christ I love this pairing.

DirkJohn- Truly Beautiful

This is a Post SBURB au DirkJohn thing. There will be other couples mentioned (DaveKat cause my sis and my friend ship it also JaneRoxy, Rosemary) but these will not be the main focus of the story. There may or may not be smut (any chapters with smut will say so at the beginning of the chapter). Sadly, I do not own Ho...

Fixing Nico [boyxboy / yaoi]

Nico is a scrawny, socially-awkward sixteen-year-old boy who wishes that not fitting it at school was his only concern. To top it off, Christian Matthews, the son of the prominent businessman who Nico's father works for, comes to his family's summer house to spend three weeks with them... Now, having no friends is def...

Mine

So this was supposed to be a short Dave X Dirk but some people wanted more so now there's some more plot. Prompt: could you possibly do one where Dirk and Jake break up, and Dirk is heart broken while Dave tries to cheer him up, then some stridercest? My Response: Sorry this took so long. I know this was asked like 2...

He's my bully but I love him- [ERERI]

Eren jaeger a normal boy goes to a new school and starts getting bullying by the schools most famous and smartest guy Levi. Eren then falls in love with him..but he doesn't know that Levi is hiding something towards him

Sick Child!Sam Winchester

Sam is left outside in the snow, but it's not his fault, leaving Dean to take care of him.

Decipher This, Baby (Dipper x Bill Cipher)

It's your favorite Dream Demon; and ever since Dipper has been aware of his presence, he's been unable to take his mind off of him. Is it his mysterious aura, his sassy/smart*ss pizzazz, or is it the relationship he's going to develop with him in this story that Dipper likes?

The Serpents Cove

HickFrost (Hiccup x Jack. BxB)

((ON HOLD!)) Hiccup Haddock, a shy,timid, teacher pet, who's nerdy and a goody two shoes. Jack Frost, the bad boy of the school who always skips, never pays attention,and bullies everybody. So what happens when Jack and Hiccup cross paths? read on to find out.

UNDERCOVER ( davekat )

Sburb, a human owned company..and Sgrub, a troll owned company. What happens when these two rival companies both have an employee do snooping on the other without getting caught? Maybe accidentally fall in love? Well, we will see what happens when Dave and Karkat are put up for this job. Homestuck and its characte...

Hetalia Yaoi One Shots

A collection of Yaoi Hetalia shippings. Requests will be taken, except for shippings I don't approve of. (Amerus, Sealat, and Pruspa in a nutshell)

Canada Under Attack: Where Shadows Walk

Meet Liam Kelso, a 6'1" junior in high school and parkour enthusiast who is an honors student playing on the varsity basketball team with sandy brown hair flashing green eyes and a ready smile. He's also a survivor of three deadly waves of attacks on the planet that has wiped out billions of people. Now, instead of...

My Shivering Sunflower ON HOLD

Russia gets angry at Germany, and tried to hit him, but a certain hero gets hurt by his actions instead. What originally would have hurt their relationship even more, brought them together even closer, even though the American hates to admit it. Russia x America Hetalia Axis Powers Yaoi•BDSM•Smut•fluff•triggers