i dont know anymore

ALL OF THIS IS SATIRE AND SHITTY ON PURPOSE im on crack (not rlly goverment dont come after me) basically im just doing ship (THAT ARE LEGAL.. OBVI..) and making smut out of them disclaimer i will be making alot of boomboard stuff because those two are homo. and hypertana stuff

PLEASE READ FIRST PAGE!

Fluff, angst, hurt, comfort, basically anything but smut! I write a LOT outside of English class so might as well write oneshots-! Taking requests <3! Current oneshots: Medkit & Scythe [Fluff] Valk & Dom (+ Firebrand & Ghostwalker) [Angst/fluff] Skateboard/Slingshot (Skateshot) [Fluff] Phighting rp dump 1 [Whatever this is] Hyperlaser/Katana (Hypertana) [Fluff] Sword/Rocket (Swocket) [Fluff] Shuriken/Boombox (Shuribox) [Hurt/comfort]

Basically random phighting wattpad story that ill be writing about my main ships in teehee. Mostly of these are ONLY SCENARIOS BTW.

This is inspired by @craftydevvil Warning: I am using the lore I am aware of and just some fun ideas to make these. So please for gods sake tell me if I fucked up the lore. and of course! "See you in hell!"

i take requests for funsies / cover credit: https://twitter.com/starsplatfest

temporary cover, will change later (or never BAHAHA) PLZ DONT BULLY ME... There is NO PHIGHTING BOOKS EVER. ANYWHERE. I NEED MY ONESHOTS OF SILLY ROBLOX GEAR INSPIRED CREATURES!!! However, if you want things, you gotta do it yourself. I am trying not to write any ships but that doesn't mean I won't write any teehee. I will never write NSFW for this fandom though. I'm a Zuka fan so get in line. I'm still learning all the lore that has been offered so don't scream at me if I mess up a character's personality :( ANYWAYS GO READ...

THIS AU CONTAINS SEXUAL NATURE/IDEAS, ADDICTION, SELF HARM, IMPLIED S/A, AND OTHER TRIGGERING TOPICS THAT HAVE TO DO WITH MENTAL HEALTH. tdlr: phighting au where uh strippers /hj or as my friends like to call it, the z e s t y au if anyone says something like zestykit or zestyspace just remember this au! and then advertise it to them!1!1! If there's one thing for certain about the Inpherno, it's the fact that well... nothing's certain. Just think about it! Around 20 years ago, there was all sorts of fun among Phights and what not. Now..? Being able to use a gear is pretty rare! So, what's a way to make a quick buck? ...Well, there's plenty of ways, actually... this one just happens to be the easiest for Medkit. (And Subspace is here too, I guess. And Rocket... and Sword- YOU GET THE POINT!!) "'This one?' Can you be more specific??" Awh, darn, you really want it?! Fine!! He's a pole dancer, what else?? Let's be real; He hates his job. Annoying ass boss, degenerate customers... Could it get any worse? Yeah, it could. Read about his torturous journey here!! Oh, and I guess Subspace goes through a lot, too?? ...Hey, is this done?

Subkit story gaaa. inspiration to make this https://twitter.com/koashhi/status/1709121551906292160?t=n5RmI-8VdGdu8dhIbSULaA&s=19