❛ i need a human's touch but you don't need me ❜ billford in 2024?? ✧ a retelling of canon and non-canon experiences as explained by the book of bill. how their partnership began and how they fell apart, how ford falls into an obsession and worships bill like a god, how bill loves him like a demon.

YES THE TITLE IS INSPIRED BY THE SONG, SINCE I CAN'T GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD Friends to enemies to lovers. One-sided maybe??? + Love triangle +POTENTIAL BOOK OF BILL SPOILERS + Angst (probably) + Slight slow burn Some of this is interpretations from the book of Bill, which I listened to a read through of a bit ago, and I have yet to reread, so it might not all be accurate to the timeline in the book but alas, it is fan FICTION so maybe having it be slightly different will be more interesting, not to mention the other plans I have for the story like some little headcannon-esk Ford secrets and Bill being an obsessive evil ex, who knows ,maybe I'll even have them get back together at some point! I also might plan Mable and dipper coming to return the summer after Weirdmagetton so stay tuned, and if you see anything you like about this book give it a read ;) Other stuff -SORRY FOR SPELLING AND AUTOCORRECT ERRORS So for any super romantic stuff or lemon-like stuff I'll have Bill in a human form, I've always kind of suspected BillFord was a thing but now that it's cannon(ish) I have to write about it. I'm also gonna do a love triangle with Fiddleford because I wanna include him more and I love him ngl. okay this description sucks, I'll workshop it as I go.

Ford trusted Bill, from the very beginning. Bill only wanted to trick the six-fingered nerd at first, then slowly started to develop feelings for him. But after Bill tries to apologize for what he did, he gets kicked out of his dimension, turned into a human, and left to die in the snow. For 30 years, Bill helps Stan get his brother back. But when Ford does step through the Portal, will he still trust Bill, even after all these years? There is a fuck ton of swearing in here, so be warned. There probably isn't a chapter where there isn't at least one curse word. So. Yeah. Don't like? Don't read. Story complete!

*disclaimer* I don't own the art nor gravity falls nor the characters This story is about Ford oddly missing a certain someone and them getting I guess you could call it back together