This story is based on real events and real people. All names have been to ensure privacy. Hope you like it :)

Remi has always wanted a dog. Someone to love her and obey her every command. There's just one problem with that...her parents are extremely allergic to anything with fur. So no dog for Remi but still she's determined to get what she wants. When the new family moves across the street, Remi finds herself attracted to the new boy. She doesn't want to date him...she wants to CONTROL HIM. Has Remi finally found her dog?

Clockwork Ducks, Gambling with Body Parts, Destroying Cities, a Parade of Monsters, Carniverous Clouds and lots of Death. All told in loving rhyme and joyful prose, a twisted fairy tale of perverse proportions. The Tale of Timmy as he Travels Through These Terrible lands with his companions A Wise Turnip, A Lazy Cat and Timmy's Decomposing Corpse Brother called Jimmy. Will they succeed in their quest to reclaim Timmy's Daddy from War.