Some might say it's the best. Some might say it's the worst. Some might say it's very cringe. Which do you think it is? RadioApple Smut! If you do not want to get traumatized like I traumatized other readers, do not read; "Cookies..." Get me famous so I can make money off of wattpad. anyways. bye.

Second book of my book 'deal'! (Read it before reading this one or it wouldn't make sense) Lucifer and Alastor become one. Bound by marriage. Their love is strong. What's in store for them? What stories do these two newly weds have? What happens when an old friend seeks revenge?

Hello! This is based on the ship from Hazbin hotel. 🍋- some Fluff- LOTS!! ❤️ Please message me or reach out if you have any recommendations or question! Enjoy❤️

After the war with adam, Alastor is in desperate need for angel blood, angel blood cures demons who have been injured by an angelic weapon, but it comes with a price... a deal with lucifer? In this fic, Alastor is Demisexual and contains sexual content. If you do not like this, then do not read. Do not attack me in the comments please and thank you

"A very long time ago Lucifer and Lilith were together and after they had Charlie... Lucifer regretted the mistake of giving the Fruit of Knowledge to Eve since that gave birth to an evil for the world.... his wife and the elder angels were disappointed with him.... Lilith shook her head saying that she cannot be cooperating with Lucifer since he gave that apple to Adam's wife Eve. (in this au, Lilith was an angel not a human) the elder angels punished Lucifer by making him fall from heaven as he tears up since he can never see his daughter and wife again. The guilt was eating him up.... to make matters worse... the elder angels never told God about Lucifer's fall, that means God had no idea about his fall since he was too busy with his creations to even notice.... Also Adam in this was actually a nice guy compared to canon." "Lucifer was living in hell since, wallowing in his own depression and blaming himself for the sinners.... but then many eons later after the 2000s he decided to come out from his palace as he wanted to actually come out for once.... and that's when he met Alastor who wasn't fond of at first but then they started to chat for awhile, Lucifer then told him a fake name to hide his true identity, but eventually the two actually fell in love...." Will their love last? Did Lucifer regret falling in love with a sinner that he basically created? Find out soon! Hazbin Hotel made by Viziepop!

𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇, lucifer undergoes a process called molting, which can be a sensitive time for angels. so when alastor shows up in his room, he offers his aid to the fallen king. (nsfw warning!!)

Made this shit as a joke but idk if it's a joke anymore

Lucifer moves into the hotel only to find out there is one annoying-ass demon (that he despised deeply) residing there, this feeling is mutual until lucifer and alastor feel some tension, they decide to play a game on how to get the other most flustered as pay back, read to find out more.... The cover picture is not made by me btw, just thought it was cute af😊

SILLI RADIOAPPLE ONESHOTS/SHORTSTORIES MY HORNY ASS THOUGHT OF (no smut. Alastor is asexual<3...but if you request it, I may make an acception..)

King of hell Alastor x Hellborn Lucifer -- In the fiery depths of Hell, Alastor and Lilith ruled together but never got along. Alastor, charismatic yet menacing, clashed constantly with the elegant and ruthless Lilith. Their volatile partnership ended abruptly when Lilith vanished, leaving a note that she found someone better and was stepping down as queen, igniting Alastor's fury. Lilith found peace with Lucifer, a kind-hearted hellborn. Hidden from Alastor, they lived a secret life and had a daughter, Charlie. For a while, their lives were peaceful, but Hell's peace never lasts. On Charlie's seventh birthday, Lucifer awoke to find Charlie missing. Desperation led him to search the neighborhood, but he found nothing. Returning home exhausted, he found Alastor at his door. Alastor offered to help find Charlie in exchange for an unspecified favor, forcing Lucifer into a dire choice. Would he risk trusting Alastor, the devil, or try to find Charlie on his own?