GRAVITY FALLS FANDOM IS BACK AND IVE BEEN SEEING A LOT OF BILLFORD FUNNY CONTENT SO IM WRITING A BILLFORD FANFIC LOLLOLOLOL... LET GOOOO This billford will not be based off the book of bill maybe a few parts but not all. So where bill went after he got erased didn't happen. " YOU WONT HURT MY NEPHEW OR MY NEICE " " we'll see about that... hey sixer... remember the Good times we had... and the way you squirmed underneath m- " " SHUT UP, WE WILL NEVER GO BACK TO THAT, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME... WE WILL FIND A WAY TO DEFEAT YOU ! " " we'll see about this sixer ... hahahahahahahha "

There needed to be more BillFord fanfics. (Straightens bow tie and winks) This ones pretty good. (Sighs because no one gets my life) Just read it okay? So I know that there are only like five chapters, but chapter 1 has 73 pages...

"You are nothing, Bill." It told him. "You are weak. Childish. Unimportant." It went on. He only scoffed, "What do you know about me?" "That's the thing, Bill. I am you." TW!!: Self-harm, a bit of hurt!no comfort, angst, fluff, hurt!comfort mostly, and alcohol.

Ford trusted Bill, from the very beginning. Bill only wanted to trick the six-fingered nerd at first, then slowly started to develop feelings for him. But after Bill tries to apologize for what he did, he gets kicked out of his dimension, turned into a human, and left to die in the snow. For 30 years, Bill helps Stan get his brother back. But when Ford does step through the Portal, will he still trust Bill, even after all these years? There is a fuck ton of swearing in here, so be warned. There probably isn't a chapter where there isn't at least one curse word. So. Yeah. Don't like? Don't read. Story complete!

Upon cracking out of his stone shell, Bill opened his golden eyes to meet those of his old work partner: Stanford Pines. The last thing he could recall was a fuzzy image of Ford in Stanley's suit, the twin posing as Ford sticking out his hand to make a deal. Oh god. How was he going to fix this? In hindsight, taking over the realm Ford lived in was a little bit overkill just to get a date with him. The older man lingering in front of him blinked in shock, before grimacing at the sight of him. "Bill." (DISCLAIMER: CHARACTERS ARE NOT MY PROPERTY) (DISCLAIMER 2: COMMON MENTIONS OF SEX, SWEARING, AND VIOLENCE)

Some Billford stuff right here. (This is my first, so...) *I do not own Gravity Falls or its characters*