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Order Up - Splatoon3 Side Order by Marigoldensky
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(Agent 4 is referred to with They/Them pronouns so the reader can imagine them as their own customized version of Agent 4!) Welcome to the Memverse! In a colorless world of order, Agent 8 and their team destroyed Order itself and reduced it down to a being called Smollusk. After climbing the tower with each palette, every soul Smollusk absorbed into the Memverse were freed. Everyone is finally back to normal! "Huh? That's weird... you're not like the other enemies coded in here. Why can't I get a solid read on you? Whoa! You can talk? No, no, I can't actually hear you. But I can see lines of dialogue in your code that come and go. Crazy, right? It's like I'm reading your mind! Whoa... so "Order," the AI that runs this place, turned you into that thing? A "Parallel Canon"... Well, if that's true, you can count on me to help you get out of this crazy virtual prison. What did you say your name was? Agent 4? That doesn't sound like a real name... Amnesia, eh? That's rough. Well, maybe you'll remember once I get you outta here...Well, as long as we're using aliases, you can call me H4CKER! Hey, we both have 4's! That's how you know we'll be a good team! So, are you ready to kick some virtual butt? ... I'll take that silence as a YES!"
haIKAra GO (Splatoon 3 x Male Reader) by chromehearts0
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Engage in a unique take on the world of Splatoon where ink becomes a gateway between realities. "...Yeah I'm definitely dead" After finding yourself suddenly thrust into the world of Splatoon, rise to the top in this tale of self-discovery as you take on the world and form unbreakable bonds All images/characters owned by Nintendo and the respective artists mentioned All Rights Reserved I do not own Splatoon, Splatoon 2, or Splatoon 3
Splatoon: Behind enemy lines by Obliterwrite
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During Splatoon 1 Inklings were known as cold cruel and selfish creatures, at least that is what the common Octarians thought. However when a lost Octoling soldier accidentally wanders into Inkopolis things are different from what she was told, now the question is: how will she get home?
Splatoon: Old Hatreds by Obliterwrite
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DJ Octavio may be gone, but the Octarian army still carries his hate for the Inklings. Victoria is an Octoling in that army, but her recent trip to Inkopolis has made her rethink her view on the Inklings. As the Octarians start provoking the Inklings into a new war, Victoria finds herself forced to make a difficult a choice: stay with the Octarian army, or leave everything behind.