Kim is michelle because i said so and david is obama

Enter the mind of a young boy, who lives and breathes for shrek, the almighty savior. Listen to the magnificent tales and chronicles of shrek. (Everything past part 1 is original stories)

What happens when two completely opposite lads from different social classes meet one day aboard the fatal British ocean liner?

"you're so small." as if to prove his point, louis squeezed harry tightly in his arms, and harry just scrunched up a little bit, snuggling his head impossibly farther into louis' chest. "my pretty paper doll." and when louis squeezed him again, placing a shaky, yet warm kiss on harry's cold forehead, harry felt his heart feel that way again, he felt love. a soft flutter, that even the most self control in the world couldn't stop. he loved louis. he loved him even though he didn't want to, he really didn't. okay, maybe a little. *** 1ST PLACE IN THE HOLIDAY 2014 BROMANCE AWARDS FOR FAMOUS LARRY STORIES. #2 in Fanfiction #1 in One Direction

Once upon a time Fraydoe was in his room using his phone.. He got a message de su MADRE! And it said "Mijo reviza los frijoles aver si le faltan agua"(this is so my mom,lol) *fraydoe walks in to the kitchen to check on the frijoles* He opens the POT and he sees the frijoles ALL SECOS! So he put water in them and he said "Dayumm you were THURSTY!!!" He texted his mom and said" AMA!!!! Los frijoles estan bien SECOS!" His mom replied "CHINGADO! Ponte a hacer Otros porque esos, YA valieron madres!" Fraydoe put another bag of frijoles on the pot, he went back to his room to do what ever the fuck he does in there... He smells a scent of pedos he goes all over his house and ends up in his kitchen it was the... FRIJOLES!!! He said "SHIEETT ME VA A PEGAR MI MA CON LA CHANCLA!!! Y ME VA A LLEVAR EL CUCUY!! NOOO...." His mom got home and asked Fraydoe how were the frijoles Fraydoe said.... TO BE CONTINUED!

Shrek and Cory from Cory in the house do things