"Gerard Arthur Way, my light, my love, my image of utter perfection, will you do me the absolute honor of marrying me? And if you marry me, would you stay mine forever, and never let anything or anyone bring us apart again? I love you." "I..." ~~~~ Vampire Frerard. Frank didn't even know how he got there. He was only looking for a shortcut to his lonely apartment in the cold night of New Jersey when he found himself being attacked by a stranger man. But this man appears to be a lot more trouble than he thought, as he is revealed to be one of the most dangerous creatures Frank has ever seen. What will happen when he gets into this mess, a 24 year-old man, college dropout, gay, with no family or friends, along with the walking mystery guy Gerard Way? Written with 100% respect for the real people, 100% fiction with no intentions on hurting anyone! (This is one of those edits where I tell you that I wrote this story when I was 14, meaning it's a hot mess and I had 0 grammar and made most of it up as I went)

It's not weird to be fucking your Sex ED teacher... Right?

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