»ᴡʜᴏ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ?« »ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴇᴛʀᴀʏᴇᴅ ᴍᴇ! ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴇᴛʀᴀʏᴇᴅ ᴀʟʟ ᴏғ ᴜs!« »ᴀs sᴏᴏɴ ᴀs ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴇғᴛ ɪ ᴛʜʀᴇᴡ ᴀ ʜᴜɢᴇ ᴘᴀʀᴛʏ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛᴇ.« »ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ. ɪ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴅɪᴅ.« ⚠️ᴛᴡ: sᴜɪᴄɪᴅᴇ, sᴇʟғ ʜᴀʀᴍ, ᴅᴇᴘʀᴇssɪᴏɴ, ɢᴜɴs, ᴠɪᴏʟᴇɴᴄᴇ⚠️ //SPOILERS FOR THE ORIGINAL BSD STORY//

"Well, you certainly look adorable for a loose killer." The brunette spoke his thoughts with no shame or fear. "There's blood all over you. Such a pretty face gone to waste." Chuuya Nakahara is a teenager wanted for murder. He's never went to school, never been one for the public eye, and every night the police search and chase after him. Meanwhile, Osamu Dazai is a sharp-tongued, suicidal high schooler who's the cockiest guy you will ever meet. Life bores him, his home life is an abusive mess, and yet he still manages to flirt with anyone who catches his eye. One night, when Chuuya's running from the cops, they stumble upon each other. ⚠️ WARNINGS ⚠️ (please read) YANDERE BEHAVIOUR (FROM BOTH DAZAI AND CHUUYA...) SMUT PARENT ABUSE MURDER POSSESSIVENESS TOXIC-ISH RELATIONSHIP FLUFF BOTTOM CHUUYA TOP DAZAI

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