When college senior Casandra June steps in for her sick roommate to interview prominent businessman Donald Trump for their campus paper, little does she realize the path her life will take. Donald, as enigmatic as he is rich and powerful, finds himself strangely drawn to Cas, and she to him. Though sexually inexperienced, Ana plunges headlong into an affair -- and learns that Donald's true sexual proclivities push the boundaries of pain and pleasure. (This is NOT supposed to be exactly like 50 Shades of Grey. I haven't read it myself, but I thought this would be funny to make. This is a parody, so the scenes are supposed to be cringey.)

Most Read in 2013. Book Two of The Elementals. It's the end of Val's first year at Abled University and already she feels as though The Elementals have grown to be family. There are, however, secrets that the Elementals are hiding and with the help of Derrek and Helena they need to find out what those secrets are. Will they be able to coerce the information out of them that could potentially help find and stop the 'inhumane Elementals', as well as destroy Malum?

She wasn't born cool for the summer, so they locked her up in the basement thinking she would rot there. How wrong they were when they found out that she lived a secret life down there... and what a life! Oh, I forgot to introduce her to you. Her name is Poot. INTRODUCTION VIDEO BY THE AUTHOR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtYdReP7xnU

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Going through my pictures, I went to the one that I had just taken, and the phone slowly slipped out of my grasp. What had escaped my notice before is that the couch I had taken the picture on was against a window, which showed the backyard of the house. But in this picture, it wasn't an empty backyard. No, behind my smiling face was another one, outside the window. It was his face. Covered with a black ski mask, watching me. *** All 19-year-old Layna wanted to do was forget about the guy that broke her heart, and move on with her new boyfriend Brian. But instead, she unwittingly attracted the attention of a stalker. Someone who had been watching her every move for a month, plotting and planning for the perfect moment when he could take her. What Layna never would have expected was that when he finally kidnaps her, she would have to undergo "The Test". The Test that the girls before her had gone through. The one they failed, and payed heavily for. Will she pass The Test or will she die like the others?

As fangirls, Kat and her friends have always wished for fictional characters to be real. What would you do if fictional characters came to life? Be careful what you wish for...

{Sequel to Fandom Academy.} After Kat and her fellow Multifandom friends are dragged off by the scientists, they find a way to escape- and they discover a shocking secret- a Multifandom Academy. Just when they think everything's perfectly in place, they face obstacles after obstacles. Can Kat and her friends survive the Multifandom life?

Fandom Academy: Where all fangirls and fanboys between the ages 13-18 go to school. It's every fangirl's dream. A school full of no one but fangirls and fanboys, and teachers who are also grown up fangirls and fanboys, and fandom related courses. Who wouldn't go there? There's a place for every fandom, except... you can only choose one. Multifandoms are rare and deemed unloyal by society and shunned... or worse. Be careful, Multifandoms. You've got to blend in, or you'll kiss your fangirl days good bye.

Update: This story has been discontinued. - I am terribly sorry. Your mother lied to you. She told you that you were unique, and that as a teenager you have a whole bunch of options you can choose from to determine who you want to be. She must have been high. Look, I'm going to tell you this honestly. Somewhere out there in this floating sphere of green and blue, there's a person who acts just like you. It's the combinations of different personalities - which eventually lead up to an actual human being - that makes us all unique. But it can't hurt to find out where your personality stems from, right? Wanna know who you are? I'll help you out. There are 36 students in my classroom. Which one are you?

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