In the Mancunnian 80s, sharp tongued teenager Sally Shaw battles with a fractured family and a habit of mouthing off that lands her in constant detention. The one place she actually feels in control is behind the school drum kit. There, she keeps noticing Noel Gallagher - a quiet, brooding year-older with a battered guitar and a reputation to match her own. They've never spoken, despite living doors apart... but when a jam session pairs them up, an after-school detention with his cheeky kid brother Liam, and a bus ride home, something unexpected begins to spark. [It's mean to be a slow-burn.]

early 1980's sally becomes friends with her new neighbours, she is known as the most popular girl in school and the second liam joins, he is too. they are immediately inseparable, practically attached at the hip. noel is a bit quieter, bit more easy going, not as popular, but that doesnt stop sally from liking him just as much as she does liam. the three of them, best friends. unbreakable bonds. or are they? liam and noel, they were raised the same, in the same town, same house, by the same people, but they couldnt be any more different. the decisions made in this wont just affect sallys relationships with them, but the brotherly bond between them. two brothers. one girl. ~discalimer~ to make this story work, there isnt going to be a big age gap between liam and noel, its gonna be like around a year or just over that, just because i need them all to be similar ages. so noel was born in like 1968 and liam and sally were born around 1969 and 1970 (because i dont want noely g to be a pedo <3) the timeline is also gonna be a little off so dont comment that either. if youre bothered about things being absolutely historically correct then maybe this isnt for you. i mean its not that bad but i just dont want any comments saying 'uhmmmm asckshually thayts nyot hystorially correct🤓☝🏼' like i know. but its difficult to write a story thats fully historically correct without it being illegal or slightly out of time since i shockingly wasnt there with them in the 80s-2000s but anyways enjoy xx

Mary Crawford is in her last year at Barlow R.C. HS, and she has just accepted her place at Uni in London after summer. Perfect, right? There's just one tiny problem. She's never had sex...in fact she's never even been close. At the ripe, old age of 17, she's wondering if she'll ever even be kissed. It's pretty difficult to get noticed let alone kissed when you're invisible at school and have extremely Catholic parents that extract you from every "sex ed" lesson garnering you the lovely nickname of 'Virgin Mary'. It's even more difficult to make friends with a name like that, let alone boyfriends. Mary wants to be prepared. Uni is a complete "sex fest" according to everything she wasn't supposed to watch on the telly. Sex and attracting the opposite sex is like any other subject. it can be studied, learned right? And there's only one person she can think of that'd be qualified and willing to teach her, for a price that is. Liam Gallagher. But what both of them fail to realise is that it could end up costing them both a lot more than twenty quid...

in which four girls attend sixth form and befriend absolute wankers ♡ ❛ the four of you are fucking insufferable. ❜ ༄ · ° ➣ damon albarn x oc ➣ liam gallagher x oc ➣ noel gallagher x oc ➣ graham coxon x oc (no) ongoing ✓ it's all just a bit of craic [sixth form au!]

It's 1987 and Maggie Mitchell is your designated, unfriendly, neighbourhood "goth girl". And when that neighbourhood is the council estate of Burnage in Manchester, Maggie has definitely not chosen the easy path in life. 17 years old and desperately waiting out the long, wet summer before she finally gets to spread her wings at college in London by working in Sifter's records she comes across one last final hurdle in her bid for freedom. A new employee that is the most insufferable, obnoxious bell end she's ever been unlucky enough to meet. Noel Gallagher is bored. 20 years old and fed up of being unemployed, on the dole and waiting to get out of Burnage somehow. As a loyal customer at Sifter's he sees a job opportunity going that'll get him where he wants to go quicker. One problem though. He'll have to work with the scary "goth girl". Fantastic.

Miss Misery and the Tea Thief Don't treat me like some situation that needs to be handled, I'm fine with my spite and my tears, and my beers and my candles DAMON ALBARN x oc real life (au) sweetadoring © 2023