I was just a nurse trying to make it through life my own way. Why is it when I fell asleep in my own room, I woke up covered in grime? Also, why am I surrounded by characters from an Apocalyptic universe? It's easy to lose touch with characters through a TV screen. I am looking at them in the eye.

*2026 UPDATE: Currently working on a rewrite that includes Linda! This book is not cancelled, this book is not a joke, I'm legit in love with this man and want to be Linda. Chapters are episode-based If you don't like, don't read. (Let's be honest, we've all read weirder) *I DON'T OWN BOB'S BURGERS OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS