Naruto crackfics🍥
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Izuna Uchiha by crowned_chaos
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Out of all the people to be reborn as, why Izuna Uchiha? I was just a normal girl! Well, as far as an otaku can be normal. But now I've been reborn as a female Izuna. Welp, I'm fated to die, cause someone to go crazy, and have Duckbutt hair. I'm screwed, but I'm not going down without a fight! I'm determined to fix the past, save Madara's soul, befriend Tobirama (my killer) and annoy the heck out of as many people as possible!
A child of war by uzumaki-suki
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Mikoto stared at Fugaku. Her husband stared back. There was a deafening silence before it was broken. "Oh dear." Fugaku murmured in rising horror. Mikoto kept her facial expressions blank. "Oh dear doesn't cover the half of it my love." Or: A child was born into the Uchiha family five years before Itachi. This is quite possibly the worst thing to happen to the Clan since Madara.
Going Back in Time to Fuck With Kakashi and Save The World in The Process by writer2655
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Team Seven goes back in time to fuck with Kakashi and save the world. WIP- cross-posted on Ao3
The Daily (And Probably Detrimental) Stress of Itachi Uchiha by SSSRHA2
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Itachi's quit ANBU, Sasuke knows more than he lets on, Fugaku starts out calm but ends up insane, and Mikoto is the most awesome person ever. All of our most FAVORITE (notice the sarcasm) villains are little more than glorified bullies, and soon comes the rise of a mysterious organization (of course, the Hokage decides to put the poor ex-ANBU on the case). At least his favorite cousin, Shisui, decides to help out. All in a days work for Itachi Uchiha! OOCness galore! [APPARENTLY I HAD ONLY PUBLISHED HALF OF ALL THE COMPLETED CHAPTERS AND DIDN'T REALIZE IT. THAT IS WHY THERE WAS A RANDOM UPDATE SPREE.] [On hold. This is no longer an accurate reflection of my abilities as a writer, but if you think you'll like it, go ahead and read it.] [I plan to put it through a serious amount of editing, but I doubt that will happen any time soon.]
Here We Go Again by _KingWolfie_
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When Uchiha Madara wakes up in the body of a child from the Uzumaki clan, watch him guide his new brother Naruto down the path to be Hokage while watching him from the shadows. How will he react to the death of the Uchiha clan I wonder. Edit: This is a Crackfic, kinda. It wasn't going to be but then it became one so now it is. Yeah... figured it was about time to update this and let everyone know this is indeed a crackfic. I don't own Naruto or it's plot, I wish I did though. Started: 2nd Jan 2021
A Shove in the Right Direction by SSSRHA2
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In which Sakura realizes that, no, Sasuke Uchiha is not going to ask her out any time soon. So, she decides to do something about it. Sasuke is so confused. Strong!Sakura, clueless!Sasuke, SakuSasu, one-shot
Sass-suke by animw0lf
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After the war with Kaguya, Team 7 has lost everything, including their beloved sensei. So in order to fix things, Naruto decides to follow Kurama's advice and finds an old, old scroll at the bottom of the ocean. Naturally, Naruto asks Sasuke to activate it, and the broody Uchiha is sent back into the past. If it were only that, maybe Sasuke wouldn't be so pissed at Naruto. But the damned justu is doing something to his brain, and causing him to say all sorts of weird stuff. How the heck is he supposed to fix everything if his mouth won't stop spitting out insults like a teenage girl??
The Gambler, the Thief, and the Black-market Boss by SSSRHA2
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Naruto's never lost. Sasuke's never gotten caught. Sakura's going to keep it that way. Kakashi doesn't want to be involved. Itachi doesn't know what to say. The Third Hokage is somewhat clueless. Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura want to make it very clear that they were barely at fault. Everyone else disagrees. - - - Crack treated seriously! [art by MayhW on DeviantArt - https://www.deviantart.com/mayhw/art/Naruto-Team-7-724413733 ]
Kitsune-chan!!! (CRACK) by shimmm_
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Just a month before the graduation exam at the academy, the dead last Naruto mysteriously disappears. What happens when a 5-year-old Naruto returns with Kakashi and becomes a part of Team 7? Inspired by Fox Boy from naruto209ye! Go read it! It's so damn adorable! -kind of crack- -cover pic not mine!- -don own naruto!-