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Grian always bursts into their little, cozy attic right before things can go terribly wrong. Like that one time Ranboo had wanted to cook dinner. Tommy is pretty sure Grian had been asleep at the time of the occasion, judging by how messed up his blond hair was, yet he ran up two floors -four sets of stairs, fifteen steps each- and then burst through the door with a shout of "NO, DON'T DO IT!!!". It had been an eventful night that one, ending with a scolding and a very much grounded Ranboo. Which is weird, because Grian isn't Ranboo's parent, he is just their neighbor. And, at this point, it's just the norm for Grian to know what they are up to. The trio's theory is that the avian has a sixth sense or something. "Oh, hey Tommy and Tubbo!" Grian greets as he bends to pick up the fallen, heavy-looking boxes. "You're looking chipper today. Work went well, I'm guessing?" "Oh, Hell yeah! We mugged a guy!" "You did what-" Or: In which fic we explore the way Benchtrio can bring death and destruction to an innocent city, cause chaos and endear themselves to heroes and villains alike. Very fluffy, very crack-y. Or, or: In which Tommy is a raccoon, Tubbo is a bee and Ranboo is a very exhausted enderman --------------------- Inspired by teacupi's "TommyInnit's Guide To Being A (Highly Successful) Wingman" on ao3! (Seriously, if you haven't read that already, go check it out!)

"Each world has its own story. Even if you tried to get a story from me, I wouldn't be able to tell you half of it. There is so much life in each build and block, and each event has told their own tale. But it has to start somewhere." Fate has the oddest ways of getting people together. It might tear your world apart as you know it. It might give you loss and grief. It might even show you a side that you never knew you had. But it does all this for a reason. What is that reason? Well... You'll have to find out. This is the origin of how Hermitcraft came to be. Just remember-- Every end of a story is a new beginning for another. - Some information before you start the story: - This story takes place before Hermitcraft officially started, so maybe 7-8 years ago or so. - Despite this, though, the world is set in 1.13/1.14. - If you die, it's permanent. There are no respawn mechanisms. - The backstories for each character are based around events that happened in Season 6, which might not be relevant in seasons to come. - The total word count for this story is 49,001. It was originally published on October 16, 2019. - I try to mention each Hermit at least once, but I might have missed some. DISCLAIMER: This book does hint at a bit of shipping. I write ships based on the Hermits' Minecraft personas and not their actual IRL selves. None of this content is meant to offend anyone, it's purely a writing hobby. If any of the Hermits find any of my content disrespectful or uncomfortable, I have no problem in taking it down. With all that being said, enjoy the story!

MaGiC sUcKs ~Yes, this is another Watcher/Hermitcraft story. ~No, there is no shipping. Set during Season 6 because this story came out two days after Season 7. -I only own the people with the weird names. (Not Xelqua.) This is fanfiction. I do not own the Hermits nor do I write for them. I write about the characters they present to us on screen. -Book cover made on Desygner, background found by searching "old book cover backgrounds"

In a universe where the Greek gods are real. And Demi gods. Also known as Half-Bloods are the children of humans and Gods... In the world of Percy Jackson what if Percy had a sister? Following Guppy Jackson and her POV. When the six year old Charity-Grace (Guppy) Jackson's world comes crashing down right before her eyes as she watches her mom die. Her brother is in shambles trying to get her mom back. But what happens when the little one gets her guardian? Ranks! Number 1: Clarrise 9/10/24 Number 2: Seven 20/10/24 Number 1: Grover Underwood 22/10/24 Number 13: PJO 30/10/24 Number 4: Fandom 14/12/24 Number 10: Greek Mythology 30/11/24

YOU DO NOT HAVE TO PLAY D&D TO ENJOY THIS BOOK. JUST SEE IT AS A FANTASY AU Hermitia. A kingdom of magic, chaos, and criminals. And when Grian and Scar, a pair of street criminal strangers, are wrongly blamed for stealing Queen Pearl's prize dragon egg, they're thrown into a quest to get it back. A quest where they can succeed, die, or spend the rest of their lives as outlaws. Will feature: Hermitcraft, Empires SMP and Life Series references Will also feature: blood, death and a lot of angst

Formerly known as (The Chained Watcher: Retconned Ideas) Old Description: Welcome to my record of retconned possible plot ideas! !!!This is not the main story, and is completely irrelevant to the plot!!! This book is for stories I wanted to include, but that no longer fit with the plot as it stands. Stuff that got retconned, but was still interesting enough I wanted to flesh it out. So here they are! None of these are canon to the story, and its updates are going to be even more sporadic than the main book's. All these are is what-ifs that didn't make the cut. New Description: This is turning into a dumping ground for ideas that I don't think I'm willing to dedicate the time to make a whole story around, but still wrote a decent chunk of text for. I'll try to include a brief synopsis at the top of each chapter to cover what it's about and how long it is, but I might forget. I'd call them oneshots, but I genuinely might add to some of these later.

[𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙎 𝘽𝙊𝙊𝙆 𝙃𝘼𝙎 𝙊𝙉𝙇𝙔 𝘽𝙀𝙀𝙉 𝙋𝙐𝘽𝙇𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙀𝘿 𝙊𝙉 𝙒𝘼𝙏𝙏𝙋𝘼𝘿. 𝙄𝙁 𝙁𝙊𝙐𝙉𝘿 𝘼𝙉𝙔𝙒𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀 𝙀𝙇𝙎𝙀, 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘼𝙍𝙀 𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙎𝙏𝙊𝙇𝙀𝙉 𝙋𝙍𝙊𝙋𝙀𝙍𝙏𝙔.] I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M DOING THIS EITHER!! ~ oneshots but they're based on songs :) [ STARTED: 1/31/2024]

They'd gotten out. After being stuck as gladiators in that god-forsaken arena for who knows how long, they got out. Now the only problem is staying out, but how? None of them knew which way the exit was, so they scattered. Even if not all of them made it, it would be worth it if some of them could make it out. Contains minor gore This idea floated around my head long enough I couldn't not write it, and since it came out decent, I figured I'd post it. No romance, No shipping, Essentially a backstory for if I want to write little interaction scenes. Probably won't get consistent updates, if at all, so be warned. Httyd music + Grian Watcher = this, apparently. Warning! Please note! I am in no way, shape, or form an expert on Watcher lore, nor do I intend to claim to be as such. Any Watcher facts found in this story are to be taken with much salt, and generally considered to be only true to this specific story. Characters are not mine, they are minecraft personas of content creators. Cover image is a feather I found on google that I colored purple ~~~ALERT~~~ I have only posted this story on Wattpad. Same goes for my shorter stories in my Snippets book. If you see this anywhere else, it is STOLEN. If I ever post it elsewhere, I will state it clearly here, state where, which username, and (if I remember) when.