Let’s get one thing straight: I am no friend of Patch Taylor. Patch Taylor is wrong. Patch Taylor is mean. Patch Taylor is a player. Patch Taylor is hot. Patch Taylor is Alpha. Patch Taylor. Patch Taylor is my mate. This is worse than double maths.
"As I sat on the toilet, I realized how badass I was being. First of all, I (kind of) broke into Walmart; Second, I was (kind of) plotting to steal toilet paper; and third, I was doing all this while a hurricane was brewing outside." Ellie wanted a quick trip to Walmart to buy some toilet paper for her mom. A minute i...
Senior year couldn't be better. Avery Nelson's finally dumped her brain-dead boyfriend, she's taking all easy classes, and she finally has a job working at the local McDonald's. Her life couldn't get any better. But when McDonald's gets robbed by a psycho with a gun to the back of her head, Avery can feel everything f...