(I don't own any of this art ;-;) [TRIGGER WARNING- THIS STORY INVOLVES ATTEMPTED SUICIDE! PLEASE USE DISCRETION!] Dib sneaks into Zim's lab yet again, only to learn something about him that could ruin the Irken's entire life. Will he take advantage or help? - I went over to the desk and answered it, saying, "My Tallest! I have good news! I have captured the deviant that keeps foiling my plans! The Dib human is here." I pointed to the Dib-stink on the table and looked back proud. They didn't share my exuberance. "Zim, we hate to break it to you, well no, we love to make you upset- here's the point. You are a mistake. We sent you into space because you were useless, not actually thinking you would find Earth, much less LIVE. "We wanted you dead then, and still do. Oh and also, you're defective, that's another reason. We just couldn't take these weekly calls, they were getting very annoying! And you have emotions, which Irken aren't supposed to have. "Anyways, don't call us again, you might as well just kill yourself, nobody wants you alive anyway. Bye!" - [I wrote this years ago so it's uh... strange to say the least. 👀] Chapters have been revised to make it less painful*

Zim and Dib. Enemies right? Think again. After one mistake in the school bathroom, Zim and Dib become closer, but the best things in life can't last, can they? NOPE NOPE NOPE OKAY THIS IS PRESENT ME SAYING PAST ME WROTE THIS REALLY REALLY BADLY OH MAN

A quiet, reserved, closeted boy with messy brown hair and stormy eyes meets the school jock, a buff boy all the girls (and gay guys) drool over, with jet black combed hair and bright ocean blue eyes. One comes to one and the past becomes Unforeseeable. Inspired to write this from @jaydenkingg and @_m00ncake_, if you enjoy this defo read their stories after!