Hey..I am kinda new to Wattpad..so here is my first masterpiece..it is a collection of rhyming poems and short stories based on real life incident...feel free to read this and leave some comment below...

None of these are mine but funny logo parodies I found online as well as my comments on them!! Super funny gotta check this out!! I don't mean to hate on any company or anything it's just for jokes so please don't hate...la DI da DI da just be nice ok. I love everyone and everything... Disclaimer... Disclaimer.

Being in the mansion is tough, ben being a pervert, jeff being a cry baby about losing, and the MISSIONS but when a friend you haven't seen comes along...the world changes and things don't seem that bad until later on

This is just to share some drawings I've done. So, if art interest you please view my drawings (they're not the best but I have improved). Also feel welcomed to leave constructive criticism, it helps me improve!

It's all in the title! Includes all the pastas I know so far hope you enjoy!

These are stories, True? Maybe. You find out yourself. So grab a blanket, turn out the lights... It's Creepy pasta time! I don't own any of the stories and the credit goes directly to the original owners.

You, (CP/N), wife of Ticci Toby and a mother of 2 little girls, are a unique creepypasta. And it isn't just because you've been living with the creepypastas since you were 3 for 17 years and you're human. It might be because you killed a creepypasta. But maybe it's something else. After the various nightmares you have, it becomes obvious that you are more than a the basic human creepypasta everyone thought you were. Now isn't the time to consider that while Ariam and Tina are growing up to be creepypastas themselves. Including Ben's son Adam. But to top it off, a familiar creepypasta has come back, but what if she doesn't want to hurt you? And how will Ariam, Tina, and Adam become creepypastas? Only time will tell your story...

When The Clock Strikes Midnight (Jeff the Killer x Reader) Your mother died when you were a kid, and she died in such a strange manner. You knew it wasn't natural, you knew someone was behind that. Now, as you turn fifteen, the killer that has been on the loose for years has finally shown himself to you. He tries his hardest to be scary and mysterious, but really, you find him adorable and almost want to laugh at his attempts to frighten you. I mean seriously, threatening phone calls are kind of overdone, don't you think? You play along, acting as the scared victim, but things suddenly become serious when your best friend is kidnapped. Also, you apparently "belong" to him. Pfft, what a joke. As deals, perverts, secrets, and true killers are revealed, your life will suddenly make sense as you deal with the multiple innuendos thrown your way. Plus, you begin wondering who your dad is, since you've never met him, and oh man, your face when you meet him is priceless. -- Beware the Following: Ben's perversion. Offenderman's rose. Sally's hugs. Jane's jealously. And cliffhang- -- All characters involved in Creepypasta rightfully belong to their own authors and are in no way part of my own creation.